Kaii Songhurst

Actor-Muso, Human of Equine Type. Fondler of Fire and Weapon Seducer, run a Victorian farm 🐷 ✨

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

Well I can actually wear it now 👌🏻

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

How's life? Well I'm currently rebuilding this head because it sucks and I have to spend the summer in it.

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

Having recently rediscovered This is Jinsy after saying "nightly bye" instead of goodnight for the best part of 10 years, I'm really disappointed my abstract comedy hyperfixation never concentrated more on such an incredible show, especially while I was a practicing comedian.

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@RainbowFaerie_ I genuinely think I could fit all of pigs gaits to their songs 🤣 xx

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Literally can't stop thinking about choreographing a Dressage test to Loose Tapestries.

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

@Kerryadex Bring me some?

[becky ⊬🐇 @bigbadbecky0]

i’ve come to a realisation. simon farnaby does exist because in a way we are all simon farnaby. simon farnaby may not be physically in existence (still up for debate) but simon farnaby is a mindset, a life style. simon farnaby manifests itself in us all. we are all simon farnaby

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

Last night I warmed up 30 actors in a field with the epileptic crab.

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

I won't lie.... I never did see myself as a Spinosautrus while doing my musical theatre degree.... turns out I've found a great little niche...

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

Cards for sorrow, cards for pain.

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

On Monday Alice Cooper pointed at me and it was alright I guess...

Tonight Dr Scott licked his lips for me @rockyhorroruk and I lost my mind.

This is the 4th time I've seen it this year. Please help me. I have a problem.

[Stuart Edwards @StuartEdwards]

My Chemical Romance fans survived years of attacks from the tabloid press and a nine year disbandment, but were later defeated by the logistics of Milton Keynes.

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

Me getting up on stage to put fire in my face in front of a massive audience. - 👌🏻💪🏻🔥💃🏻

Me excusing myself to somebody on the train because I need to get off - 🤮😭🥺😳

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

@RainbowFaerie_ Livery yards are the devil. I won't touch them anymore, easier said than done I know 😫

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

@RainbowFaerie_ Noooooo omg. That's even worse!!
I hate people. The excuse the woman gave me was "I wasn't feeding HORSES. I was feeding the donkey." I told her to fuck off before I called the police.

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

@RainbowFaerie_ She still carried on throwing carrots!!!! I lost it when I finally caught her.... claimed she couldn't read... which is funny because my other signs are pictures 🙃🙃🙃

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

@RainbowFaerie_ What the fuck????? I hate people feeding. This winter I lost about 20% of my grazing from pitting up fences so people couldn't feed them, and some woman STILL insisted on throwing 20carrots a day over the fencing! put a sign up saying Ell has cushings and feeding could kill her.

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

I did a nice little promo recently. Doing a lot of work for these guys. It's a great team 🦔

[Kaii Songhurst @KaiSonghurst]

I chime in, haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door?

[Elly @ekxtem]

Trying to explain to non theatre people that seeing the same show over and over is really *is* different every time and they just look at you like 👁👄👁