Kai Wayne

Baby Genius, Son of Wazza and Colin, Youngest Twitter Scribe in the World. Fan of Rusks and Countdown. Writer of Kai Will Survive. Quite obviously a parody!

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If you have one of those Kindle things, you can now buy my book, Life of Kai for just £2.99!
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Very excited about Village People performing at the World Cup Draw later - can you imagine the scenes if Yemen, Morocco, Croatia and Argentina are in the same group.

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Dear Mr Havertz,
There really is only one Kai.

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Martin Keown's face has never looked finer. Look at him!

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Fuck it, thought I'd get a game.

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Still recovering from the weekend. Wow!
Don't get me wrong, I genuinely think Kloppy is a very good manager, but it should be noted that during his tenure at Liverpool, he won 5 Major trophies; the exact same amount as the "worst United teams" supposed experts have ever seen.

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Just sent that Mr Souness a rusk on Uber Eats. Should cheer him up. He looks so sad.

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For anyone watching the game on TNT right now, remember the camera adds 10 pounds. Unfortunately there are 42 cameras currently in operation.

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A fabulous footballer and a lovely man. Can't wait to grab a copy...

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Very excited to announce I have a book out in March, 2024 with the brilliant @garvey_michael. It’s called ‘From Red to Read. The Story of Fergie’s First Fledgling.’ Foreword by @NormanWhiteside. % of my royalties @ManchesterMind ❤️ @OliverKay

Pls RT 🙏

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Without doubt, the second greatest overhead kick ever!

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A comforting thought: even if Inter don’t cause a surprise tonight, it’s great to know that by winning the League Cup, we prevented a quadruple. Technically makes it the most important Trophy.

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You have to give great credit to Liverpool. The 3 points they have taken from the two United and Bournemouth matches have been incredible. No wonder they nearly won the quadruple last year.

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Why are people being so mean to that Andos Carollez; everyone knows that if a player is down injured, you do the right thing and kick it out for a throw-in.

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Watching Faes and Nunez mis-kick everything and slice the ball around Anfield for 90 minutes reminded me very much of The Hale and Pace Christmas special.

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Fair play to Jack Grealish; his Darwin Nunez impression this half has been fucking magnificent

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Holland bring on Noah Lang. Hopefully No Surprises please.

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Why are people being so mean to Mr Kloppy? He won the Quadruple last year. And losing to Nottingham Forest and Leeds isn't too bad. They were really good when Grandpa was a boy.

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Surely Klopp can't survive this. Same amount of league titles as Leicester, set a club record of consecutive home losses. And now this. Time for Stevie G I think - would be a great match right now.

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Deano and Jesse - gotta love them.

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Manchester's greatest ever vocalist @jamesmudriczki is back and I am very excited!
"I am the White Stripes" - what a tune!