Kai Martin

Not the stuntman, traffic reporter, or surfer.

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

The logline to my heavy metal horror comedy "Sinistaar!" was featured in @Official_InkTip's Producer Newsletter. Super exciting!

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

So happy my script "Beaten Senseless" made it to the quarterfinals this year! Thank you @screencrafting !

[ScreenCraft @screencrafting]

Congratulations to the quarterfinalists of the 2020 ScreenCraft Comedy Contest. 🎉

View the full list: https://t.co/Vz3fpJPthb

#screenwriter #writer #comedy #screencraft

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

@screencrafting Thrilled to be part of this group!

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

This seems about right.

[Daniel Oyefusi @DanielOyefusi]

The Rockets trying to add Jimmy Butler to a locker room with CP3 and James Harden

[Bored Panda @boredpanda]

Impossibly precise machines created by a CGI artist #cgi #satisfying
By @Wannerstedt (https://t.co/8nG2OQip07)

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

My new go-to move in the post.

[Trevor Luznak @Trevor_Luznak]

MUST WATCH!! #SCtop10

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

Truth. https://t.co/bVzJAtQL4w

[BBALLBREAKDOWN @bballbreakdown]

Finally you can see Jordan didn’t provide much force at all with his left hand (watch last angle carefully). Separation was caused from his fantastic deceleration. https://t.co/A14Pom3AL3

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

Happy Shark Week! Or as the sharks like to call it, "Delicious White People Week".

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

My main takeaway from Snowpiercer is that the fate of humanity depends on kids being able to run from polar bears.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Satire is Dead: Belgium's new Minister of Health #truestory

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

I miss the days when Ebola was just an Italian telling you about Fred Flintstone's favorite hobby.

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

First Donald Sterling, now Bruce Levenson. Come on guys, now everyone is going to think ALL old billionaire white guys are kind of racist.

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

Listening to Jeff Beck's "Goodbye Pork Pie Hat", which is what I would say if I owned one because I would throw it in the garbage.

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

Happy "Don't Talk To Me, I Won't Believe A Word You Say Because I Will Not Be Humiliated." Day!

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

Today's history lesson: On the Oregon Trail, if you pulled a back muscle while sneezing, they left you to be killed by Indians.

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

Call me a wide-eyed optimist, but someday I hope to live in a world where everyone knows that guacamole is extra.

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

Lee Daniels' The Butler: For people who liked Forrest Gump, but wanted a less retarded main character and more civil rights history.

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

Jimmy Page is 70 today, almost as old as my dad. In a parallel universe, Jimmy Page is my dad. Probably not a rock star but we still had fun

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

The Bulls ran Deng into the ground under Thibs, and then send him to Cleveland. That is serious past life karmic debt.

[Kai Martin @Kai_Martin]

Nick Young shot selection/defensive effort montage slated as midseason replacement comedy on CBS. #Lakers