I love how everyone is appalled at the very concept of arresting the President of Israel, like we didn’t black-bag the President of Venezuela earlier this year.
imagine being so excited to go see and spend time with your grandma just for her and all her village friends to hit you with the No Bitches chinese dance 😭
My dad texting me to warn me that Taco Bell poisoned a bunch of customers in New York State
My brother in Christ, the safest day to fly in the history of the world was September 12, 2001