See this Instagram video by @dontlookback.00 https://t.co/hr7DFnQoSv
PSA: Remade The Titanic with my dogs. so ya really doing well in life...completely sane...everything's fine. KEWL KEWL KEWL.
I tried watching #TheBachelor ...I feel like it’s anti climatic... nobody murdered anybody yet. I mean hear me out...the Hunger games. Just a suggestion 💁♀️
can't believe I got my DJ privileges revoked for playing #postmalone Sunflower 4 times in a row...WHERE'S THE BAD?? #bangers ..#intothespiderverse , do you fuck wit it?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY..and my blogs! Link in bio!🎉
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It's not perfect but it's ready for the world to see on this the day of my birthaversery. I've been working on a travel blog for too long… https://t.co/2zdjBqzxt5
2004 #AvrilLavigne really gets 2019 me. I didn't think it was possible to get more angsty with age, but i'm like v. angsty. Also does anyone wanna start a girl skate gang with me or nah? #Sk8t3rGirls
Carry on my wayward son🎵
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Special post in light of recent news that #supernatural is airing it's last season. I've been watching this show since I was a 12 yr old prepubesent girl who… https://t.co/NgWzAzKeQR
There was a point in time where men would ask women to dinner...now they just wanna call you a snack and they mean it literally because eating ass is a thing. I just can't even fathom 2019, like there was a time when everyone was on acid and shit wasn't this weird lol
"We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to get the feel of the day, swimming in that kind of tasty drowsiness that… https://t.co/VGbBCeavc1
Okay guys fine, I'll do it...I'll host the Oscars. I mean it's gonna be way past my Sunday bedtime but I'll take one for the team. I've prepared my bits and a 40 min monologue on how The Sandlot should win all categories #Oscars2019#thesandlot
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up,… https://t.co/vb3x3Fc5iX
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains -Uncle Rico #napoleondynamite
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Sometimes when I have a case of the Mondays I think about mountains...or I watch… https://t.co/G1QSEzWPYE
My sister is always teasing me asking if I want to go to McDonald's and then not taking me....mcscuse me I don't need that negativity in my life #chickennugget