Kail Hoel

she came down in a freakin bubble Doug

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

2 minutes without tiktok

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

Can we collectively agree as a society to stop putting sticker price tags on glass and ceramics products. Ok thanks.

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

Hot take: Lori was never Ricks wife. It was always Michonne

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

Rewatching the walking dead post pandemic just hits different

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

@KevinMKruse @realDonaldTrump You honestly think Donald trump knows how to read a map

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

@realDonaldTrump Except Nixon...

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

@SxvaqeIIX @realDonaldTrump Hawaii is the USA

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

Was Disney’s star girl written by someone whose never been to high school? I was the weirdo who wore glitter and I didn’t win anything

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

I just want someone to admire me the way my dad admires the front lawn

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

The only thing I have left on apocalypse bingo is “Nick Cage steals Declaration of Independence”

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

Midwest dads be like: it’s 97.1 the drive or bust

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

I sometimes get dr. Phil and Steve Harvey mixed up. Like the other day I was watching the Steve Harvey show and I was like "woah this is some pretty edgy content for dr. Phil" then I realized it wasn't dr. Phil. I think it's the mustache that gets me

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

Pray for the couples whose weddings were cancelled.
Pray for the parents, who can't pick up their adopted children from other countries.
Pray for the high school senior who will never dance at prom.
Pray for the wife who can't visit her husband at his nursing home.

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

No one:
Me: using IOS 6
Snapchat:

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

*january- Lysol Executive Board room*
CEO: sales have been down quite a bit this term, we need something big.
Johnny the intern: I have an idea but it's not the most ethical.
*March*
Johnny is promoted to CEO of Lysol

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

CDC: avoid crowds, parties and close contact with all other people

The graduating college seniors of 2020: *snorts emergen-C powder*
"Let's ride"

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

With all the food shortages and disease going around its about to be #skinnyGirlSummer2020

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS.

Watch every second of this.

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

@CurlyJungleJake You are one of my heros

[Kail Hoel @KaileyHoel]

@BillGates thank you so much for granting Distributed Bio with the funds necessary to move forward with Centivax. You are my #hero