kailin

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[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

[anna ??? :00 🇵🇸✨🌸✨🇵🇸 @frogsforgirls]

here we go again

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

not me in the corner in the spotlight losing my religion

[kailin @KailinFallik]

physically i’m here

[ᅠ @artindetails]

mentally im here

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Men should be less insecure about their height and more ashamed about their emotional intelligence

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i wish i was a drunk girl peeing on the sidewalk rn

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

it’s so weird that we were once just a cell and now we can put on lipgloss wow life is amazing

[meow @angelbrained00]

i love being delusional i’ll never let reality destroy me

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

cute date idea: i finish this way faster than you and make you feel bad

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this woman learned about the patriarchy in college so her mom hired a cult deprogrammer to make her a republican again

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦 🦃 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👉👌YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👯‍♀️ 🍑 ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆 💦 🍁 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST👄 💃🏻
PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃 😩😏IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌👌

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

when I’m drunk: “so they just not gonna say excuse me”

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

u should quit ur job and follow an unclear path for a couple of months at least once in ur life