Kailey Mixer

Proverbs 16:9//

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

A New York math equation:

If 5 ppl get off a crowded subway and 12 ppl get on and the doors try to close 36 times, how many seconds until the man in a fedora starts playing the tuba????

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

nothing worse than trying to make over easy eggs and them coming out just over

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

@like_caroline The door’s unlocked!!!

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

I’m eating apple pie for dinner and NO ONE CAN STOP ME

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

@like_caroline U wanna come over and eat some w me??? I’ll save u a slice

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

you’re telling me some people find someone they like and then that person likes them back? um ok sounds fake but go off i guess

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

@FrannieDB94 Yikes, I was planning to watch tonight!!! 😂

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

@pIentyofdorf Apothic dark????? Girl same

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

This tweet did not age well

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

my new years resolution is to be so strong I set off the d-bag alarm at planet fitness

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

Turns out working from home is just microwaving the same cup of coffee every 20 mins until you die

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

@like_caroline I was literally just talking about this

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

@pIentyofdorf It’s so good- so much BBQ!!!

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

@pIentyofdorf I’m at Chefs Table: Barbecue Edition

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

I have a tiny chip in my front tooth and my dentist said he could fill it in or I could it keep it for my “street cred”.......

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

Just ordered TWO things online without debating about it for 5 hours. Reckless?? Is this what power feels like???????

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

THE FINAL PIECE

[Kailey Mixer @Kailsmix]

my new years resolution is to be so strong I set off the d-bag alarm at planet fitness

[tay @tayswizl]

how I act once I get comfortable around u