Kai

BLM.

Witchy, glitchy, and more than a little politic-y.

Non-binary, neurodivergent, artistically inclined theylien with lots of animal friends.

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@longshotauthor Always fun to see one of my long time favorite writers reccommend one of my more newly discovered favorite writers!!

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@MassHoleGirl89 @dog_rates This really strongly demonstrates the fact that what everyone calls a dog's "backward knees" are in fact their ankles and their actual knees bend the same way ours do, just much higher up in relation to their bodies.

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@TCathey17 @cal_gif Semi-random, since we're on about the dust being there to begin with, but my favorite way to take care of the dumb ceiling fan dust is an old pillowcase. Blade goes in pillowcase, dust stays in it when you hold it down and slide it off. Very minimal dust fallout in the process.

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@CatWorkers This is why my toilet paper has to stay in the vanity cabinet and the vanity cabinet has a child lock. One of my cat's favorite past times is making snow out of toilet paper.

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@agberg13 @ReallyAmerican1 Don't insult the skunks! They're genuinely way more useful than he'll ever be!

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@JohnELTenney This just unlocked what may be a fever dream of watching either this or something very similarly titled at like 3am roughly a decade ago when lost in the NyQuil & pneumonia sauce after digging deep into some of the super weirdness that could be found on Prime Video at the time...

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@KingBird070707 Oh yeah, wow, the mouth is probably what threw it off the most for me, those pictures are siblings at best.

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@KingBird070707 Also, I get it if someone doesn't like sushi to begin with, but a sushirrito is literally just a big unsliced sushi roll? I feel like people who think it's weird assume we're over here putting sushi inside tortillas...

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@KingBird070707 Oof! I haven't seen a current picture in well over a year and even I thought something was weird/off about the face! I hate AI editing nonsense so much 😩

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@KingBird070707 I take a weekly injection for my RA and my alarm for it is titled "STAB YOURSELF YOU ABSOLUTE POTATO!!!" lol

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@s8n A cheetah is honestly almost as likely to decide you're a chill human and ask you to babysit, but yeah, definitely don't run unless you want to be dinner.

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@Altymcaltalt3 @solidcatsnake I've been saying it for 20 years now, if your small business requires additional employees, but you don't have the resources to pay employees a fair wage then you never had a viable long term business model to begin with!

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@PossumEveryHour He just wants to go to the library! He heard they might have books about him!

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@KingBird070707 XD omg

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@KingBird070707 I honestly wonder how some people have made it to adulthood every time I hear something like this

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@thinkerbellllle @allenanalysis @TimHannan @ScooterCasterNY Nah, it'll be an "Antifa riot"

[Kai @KainappleCake]

This poor frog lawn ornament looks terrified....

[Kai @KainappleCake]

@KingBird070707 My Michael's yarn section is 75% bernat blanket yarn in all it's various, and it's only 1.5 aisles 😭. It's pretty small overall too. The Walmarts (I've got one in each of the neighboring towns) here only have a little over half an aisle, but at least there's a lot of variety!