I want to know…
1. Who do you support?
2. Who does your Dad support?
3. Who does your Grandad support?
4. What is the nearest football ground to your house?
A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator.
I checked my watch.
It was 11:00 AM.
I looked at him.
"It's almost lunch," I said.
"You're three hours late to the concept of morning."
He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7.
I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent.
I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management.
He apologized later.
I didn't reply.
I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency.
Greetings are risky.
He learned an important lesson.
Never speak to a partner in the elevator.
Unless spoken to.
🏴🇮🇹 Scott McTominay scored an overhead kicks to secure Napoli's fourth ever league title AND Scotland's return to the World Cup in the SAME YEAR.
Where are we building the statue?
SOLD 👋
Last month we became the first football club in history to sign & contract AI players. This was part of our mission to be one of the most talked about, relevant and innovative brands in football. Today we can announce another world first as we become the first club in history to successfully sell AI players. That’s two world records secured, mission accomplished. ✅
Hashtag can confirm Holly and Harvey have been transferred for a significant non-disclosed fee. We thank them for their service and wish them the best in their quest for bodies.