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Oil Baron. Father of weak petulant boy. Pretty good bowler. Crusher of bones, especially those of H.R. Pickens!!!

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@niccruzpatane If my Tesla is a rockin don’t come a knockin.

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@nunaambon Thank goodness he is wearing that super protective mask. Those fumes can be a bitch.

[Raymond Arroyo @RaymondArroyo]

The great John Adams in a letter to his wife on July 3, 1776:
“I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated, by succeeding Generations, as the great anniversary Festival. It ought to be commemorated, as the Day of Deliverance by solemn Acts of Devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more.

You will think me transported with Enthusiasm but I am not. -- I am well aware of the Toil and Blood and Treasure, that it will cost Us to maintain this Declaration, and support and defend these States. -- Yet through all the Gloom I can see the Rays of ravishing Light and Glory. I can see that the End is more than worth all the Means. And that Posterity will tryumph in that Days Transaction, even altho We should rue it, which I trust in God We shall not.”
Adams “rays of ravishing light and glory” continue 250 years later. What a blessing

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@AmiriKing Hell fuck!ng sh!t g#damn yeah!!!

[Brilyn Hollyhand @BrilynHollyhand]

Possibly Trump’s greatest speech yet:

“You can be loyal to Karl Marx, or you can be loyal to America. You can be a Communist, or you can be a Patriot. You cannot be both.”

Inject this into me veins!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 UPDATE: President Trump has infuriated Democrats by posting this truth nuke

"Over 273 Americans have been shot since the war in IRAN began..."

"in Chicago."

CHICAGO = FAILURE

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@barstoolsports Subtitles are hilarious

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@genesimmons As a proud Kiss Army veteran since I was 14, I salute you sir!

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@ChrisJacksonSC In Fox's defense they were probably expecting a touchdown.

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@RoyRogers_HTMS The interwebs win again!

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@garylfrancione @SenWarre Oh snap! You've been told! Stand down Pocahontas.

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@Dexerto Stan's ham? I'm down.

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@Riley_Gaines_ This from someone who thinks she's an Indian no less.

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@EJjohnsontweets He's pissed!

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@InsaneReality That's what she said.

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@nypost Anyone check Chipotle?

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@CurtisHouck Insufferable ugh!

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@BoardwalkTimes This is the whitest celebrity I’ve ever seen. Conan really lights up a room.

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@Mbakaza4L No thanks. I like my water chunky style.