Dick Dogbone

Great singer, strong haunches. I love my brother's sons

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Dear SNL,
Please stop ripping off my close friend Nick Mullen or I’m going to come down there and do a terrorist attack. You’ve been warned. I have nothing to live for.

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

This has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with height. Everyone knows manlets' gains don't count because their center of gravity is closer to the ground and their range of motion is tiny

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

YouTuber Jesse James West held a competition to see who’s stronger between tall, strong bodybuilder women and strong dwarf men.

> Dwarf men easily crushed them
> Women were very egoistic, serious, and competitive
> While men were just having fun

Why is gender equality forced when the difference in ability is pretty clear?

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

Is there really a pressing national security rationale for not letting me see the uncensored version of this?

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

@angbelt1 Youngstown problems

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

@zachhumphries Netflix is trying to groom kids?

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

@shira_laine No, just fraud

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

@Nerd4Cities Did you hear that corrupt American unions are actually the main reason why public transit in America sucks?

https://t.co/CkEOpyBxwQ

[Maia @maiamindel]

Okay, let's start with the death of his much younger boyfriend that the police is not investigating after 2 years, then

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

@leighketchum @TrumpDailyPosts Lol why would Putin agree to these terms?

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

@stepfanie IM GONNA TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CAR BITCH

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

I support Hamas and I will never go back to my home country of Aruba right on the beach @WhiteHouse

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

Execute you

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is a good question. What would you do?

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

@ValerieSpina I thought all those people already bailed

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

@JJ_McCullough Cincinasty - it's basically Kentucky

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

@ValerieSpina What about getting rug pulled by the president?

[Dick Dogbone @KaiserSpaetzle]

Oh NOW the right card about police brutality? Lmfao

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Ashli Babbitt was an Air Force veteran who served our country for 12+ years and won awards for her service in Iraq.

Ashli Babbitt was 5-foot-2, weighed 115 pounds, and was unarmed.

Lt. Michael Byrd shot her in the neck for the crime of trespassing despite the fact that armed cops were right behind her.

4 years later, 0 consequences.

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

.@benshapiro

Mr Shapiro, I am an accomplished political debater and host of a politics and current events talk show called the Adam Friedland Show. Consider this my formal invitation. It’s time to debate.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Republican Party will use its best efforts to eliminate Daylight Saving Time, which has a small but strong constituency, but shouldn’t! Daylight Saving Time is inconvenient, and very costly to our Nation.