I canโt get over that my neighbor came to my door to complain about the โsound of something rolling on the floorโ as I was vacuuming yesterday. Lol
I keep seeing home listings on the fb marketplace with a picture that says, โLife is short. Get the shoes. Eat the cake. Buy the houseโ and I really hope people are putting more thought into buying a house than they would buying shoes or eating cake.
I took a shower shortly before watching the latest episode of American Horror Stories. I just finished it and now I think I may need to shower again. ๐ฅด
A client asked me for my office address via email and I responded with the street number to my office building but the street name that I live on. She ended up at a car wash and was very confused. ๐ซ ๐ซ
By the time youโre in your late 20โs you should have:
1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism