Kait Tarallo

Ancient Astronaut Theorist

[Kait Tarallo @KaitIntuitive]

Is it just me or does the Etsy search feature in the app not work at all anymore? No matter what I type, the results are the same completely unrelated products each time. This app is unusable. @Etsy

[Tanisha Long @Tanishaevonne]

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.

[ᩭᘏᗢ IS SEEING 2HOLLIS 2/22 @ak47tty]

they hit the second tower

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

bring back women having oddly specific personal traditions. peach cobbler on the first cold night. fresh flowers after payday. a solo birthday breakfast. champagne when something scary works out. give your life some folklore.

[Kait Tarallo @KaitIntuitive]

Worse. Asked to be a bridesmaid lol

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

smoking a joint with brienne of tarth and she says thank you each time it's passed to her

[Kely Péripéties 🦖 @kelyagl]

Je peux pas croire que je stan la love story d’une meuf et de son oncle.

[🌻☀️🖤❤️ (Working on Giveaway Drawings Fan) @JantheTool]

Don’t you hate it when stupid evil women start manipulating you when you meet them (I am 25 and they are 14) 😡😡😡

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

having a grandma die in your teens is the most normal thing in the world. and has been forever.

[🎃 @orbitbullets]

Someone just started working out

[Alora💘✨ @Alora4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[goma @soigomaa]

girls will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and still move through the world with kindness and compassion, but one minor inconvenience in a man's childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him

[Kait Tarallo @KaitIntuitive]

My cat has this habit or curling up on my lap for a nap 10 seconds before my switch controller dies

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

my shyness has this exception where if someone is as shy or uncomfortable as i am or even more, i suddenly develop another personality that's extremely extroverted just to save the other person.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

“You handled it so well” Thanks I don't remember 45% of my life

[Kait Tarallo @KaitIntuitive]

This behavior didn’t exist until after he started cheating

[Kait Tarallo @KaitIntuitive]

Turning mean out of no where!! IMO, they’re trying to create relationship problems that didn’t previously exist so that they feel justified seeking love elsewhere. Also allows them to tell the other woman/man, “my relationship is on the rocks anyway”

[mubiouš @Mubarak_mubious]

what's a sign someone's chęating that isn't obvious until you've been through it ??

[Kait Tarallo @KaitIntuitive]

One time my ex started calling me a c*nt out of no where. I begged and begged for him to tell me what I did wrong so I could fix it, but he couldn’t provide an answer. Wasn’t til after I discovered the cheating that I realized he was purposely creating fake issues

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion but a lot of “mental health issues” disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. peace is expensive and pretending money doesn’t affect mental health is privilege.