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Tall & boujee 💎 شاي أخضر ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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@SethMacFarlane who came first? Rogu or Grogu

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This was during the Samsung note 7 fiasco loolll

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You can get a iPhone with no headphone cord or you can get a galaxy and meet the Lord

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@guapo__9 🧂

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I was dreaming big lol

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Instead of Detroit having bike culture I'd like to see us have a Razor Scooter culture.

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“When life gives you lemons stick them in your bra, can’t hurt and might help” the girls bathroom at the Tangent

[Gwynne 🐇 @namekianprince]

Can a neurotypical person please explain their definition of a reason vs an excuse? Because I am genuinely confused.

When asked "why did you do it this way?", I'm going to explain my process to you, because you asked. But as I start talking you go "I don't want your excuses"?

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

julia fox wakes up in her queen sized bed and wipes off her heavy black eyeshadow from last night. she walks downstairs to grab a scissor to tear apart an outfit and create a new one as her iphone 13 max fires off notifications in the distance. it’s gonna be a good day.

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@XtinaBehm Dude. You coulda got maths

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@XtinaBehm Shoulda got trapezoida instead of dots

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@XtinaBehm I’ve never seen Chris before, but that is spot on.

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I took a call at work from a dude I am certain also works in a call center. We both said “no problem!” to each other three consecutive times in a row.

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

The kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

This Valentine's Day get 50% off all rom coms plus a chance to win a kiss from Daniel.

[K80 @Kaitdashian]

@SlushiiMusic You are so cute luv! I’m glad you feel amazing. You are absolutely still a thicc succ 💗🍑

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PSA: it’s not daylight savings time we hate, daylight savings time is what makes the sunset at 10pm in the summer. The winter months are standard time. Standard time is why it’s dark at 5pm.

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@XtinaBehm What if you literally just don’t want kids which is perfectly fine?

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@tinywrists Freak ass kardashian hologram? Link me up 👀👀

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@XtinaBehm Right. I can’t take care of your tribe anymore

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You just don’t date two separate guys named Keith in one lifetime.