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[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

Made the mistake of watching Tires in front of my toddler and now he won’t stop dropping the F bomb. Thanks @Shanemgillis 🤣

[Charlie Sheen @charliesheen]

an absolute sweetheart
a consummate pro
a genuine friend
a shocking and painful loss.

Berta,
your housekeeping
was a tad suspect,
your "people"keeping was perfect.

💕©️💕

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

@realDonaldTrump Unless you are willing to guarantee every single person in America the same level of healthcare you just received, for free, shut the fuck up.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

@realDonaldTrump You literally got drugs that had only been tested on three hundred people. You received experimental treatments that are not available to the public and you have the fucking audacity to say this?

You are a fucking sack of shit. You are a monster.

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

I really wanna make buffalo chicken dip but my desire to get up and go to the store is nonexistent 🙈🥘

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

Getting retweeted by @bufftron was for sure my highlight of 2020. I’ve peaked in life🤷🏻‍♀️. Nowhere to go but down from here😂✌🏼

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

The only kind of love I need 🤤🖤

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

I'm convinced #memecouch is the cure to quarantine depression. @bufftron and @cinnamontoastk are God's amongst men🤷🏻‍♀️👌🏼🦄

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

😂 that Florida heat tho 😅

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

idk about y'all but I need this shirt 😂🤤

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

Having kids.

[Chad Chronister @ChadChronister]

Since @netflix and #Covid19 #Quarantine has made #TigerKing all the rage, I figured it was a good time to ask for new leads. #CaroleBaskin #DonLewis #Netflix #Tiger #BigCatRescue #JoeExotic #TigerKingNetflix #HCSO

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

Told Alexa to play @PostMalone and she played @lukecombs instead😂 I aint even mad 🤷🏻‍♀️

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

Nice how they acknowledge this hours after customers began complaining. We pay hundreds to watch 1 game a week 🙄 #refund #sundayticket

[DIRECTV @DIRECTV]

We are aware that some customers may be experiencing streaming issues with NFL Sunday Ticket. We are working to fix as quickly as possible. Thank you for your patience.

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

I see where @katyperry got her inspiration from❤️😂 #shyronnie

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

This guy low key looks like a skinny @Joe_Gatto #twinning

[kaitee swan @KaiteeS]

Apparently @Chilis thought we were going to share our two rootbeers with about 10 other people. 😂😂😂