Kaiti Sjostrom

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Whenever someone tells me they used ChatGPT

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

each of trump’s cabinet picks is designed as a different kind of ironic punishment for the american public which is very postmodern of him

[Kaiti Sjostrom @Kaitisjo]

@JenEatsTakis Which one??

[Kaiti Sjostrom @Kaitisjo]

@JenEatsTakis @usedgov I know… I really do need to see the big picture

[Kaiti Sjostrom @Kaitisjo]

I had the flu this week so out of boredom I redownloaded hinge just to fight with Trump supporters. This my personal favorite:

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

qualifications:
—left dead bear in Central Park
—decapitated a whale
—affair with reporter
—vaccine conspiracies
—accused of molesting nanny
—wife killed herself when found his erotic diary detailing 37 affairs
—sued siblings to control her burial location
—a worm ate his brain

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[brandon 🦊 @bc_fox]

If the cost of a single thing that I purchase goes up by even $0.01 after January 20th you better believe I am not going to shut up about it for four years

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your 20s are for Donald Trump being president, a global pandemic, and then Donald Trump being president again

[ethan @ethanshumjr]

millennials discovering the internet: “omg which hogwarts house am i? how will i arrange my top friends list?”

gen z discovering the internet: “adolf hitler is the most lied about man in history and he merely loved his country and tried to warn us.”

[xav ⋆˖ ࣪⭑ @repftv]

the minute pa turned red

[jxke @jakemorell]

“close the borders, we’re tired of felons walking into this country”

motherfucker you just elected one as the goddamn president of the united states of america

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

males should be lonelier

[bring back shame. @sshandinx]

in the clurb, we are NOT all fam.

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

White men without college degrees are going to ruin this country

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Dani 🩷🧸🎀 @yourrrfavdani]

And what’s gonna be yalls excuse if Trump wins and things are still expensive, rent is still ridiculously high, and crime increases?