Kaitlin Brennan

I'm the only living writer in Los Angeles.

[Kaitlin Brennan @KaitlinEBrennan]

Thanks to @TheDropoutHulu, this meme I made in 2018 is relevant again.
I guess comedy really is cyclical!!!

[Kaitlin Brennan @KaitlinEBrennan]

Thinking about how...
What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us

Lemme know ur thoughts.

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Olive 🥰💕

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@BBQcuddles I really can’t with Democrats.

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My new life?? STARTS and STOPS at the potter’s wheel. Getting ready to send these hand-thrown, glazed pots (by moiiii) with some succulents in them to my first unsuspecting victims. No idea how I should package these for cross-country shipping…c’est la vie!!!!

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Why does my mom’s dining room look pretty much the same???

[Deb Duncan @debraduncan]

My mom just sent this deeply unsettling pic of me as a kid

[Kaitlin Brennan @KaitlinEBrennan]

I hate these articles and am unclear about what purpose they serve.

Like...I'll only be able to afford a home once both my parents die and I can cash in on life insurance??? Okay....

[Refinery29 @Refinery29]

"7 p.m. — Next, I go to a new restaurant I've been meaning to try and treat myself to a nice dinner and two more cocktails. I'm fairly tipsy by the time I pay my bill. Carrie Bradshaw would be proud. $69.57" https://t.co/CEK8buINwJ

[Andy Compton @andycompton_]

"We want grandkids." Best I can do is write a screenplay about the childhood trauma you caused me

[THOMAS RICHMOND ❤️🎸🇺🇦 @ThomasRichmond]

Cyndi Lauper & Laura Dern ✌️

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@matthewmoriarty @BBQcuddles A fair take

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

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Wow, @LinkedIn is edgy on Saturdays!!

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@CoolSeanDotCom it's all bush senior's fault, I heard.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

free speech is when the richest person on the planet buys the place where you talk. I am very smart

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

[Kaitlin Brennan @KaitlinEBrennan]

It almost KILLED ME, but I wrote some jokes.

Please read + enjoy: https://t.co/gByr39b0Ez

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My trash bins have looked worse!!

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I'm tired of dads acting all astonished that the house he bought at an insanely low rate is full of demons that want to posses his family.
Like...that's price you pay for lower mortgage rates. Accept it!!!