Kaitlin Dyer

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

I think Adam and I have officially decided on our two favorite date night spots: ER’s and urgent cares.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@cpekarsk @ATinal20 Just a friendly reminder to Adam before answering (undoubtedly with a sarcastic comment) that I’m following this thread.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

We made it 6 whole days into a new year before people started acting like actual lunatics... SIX. All Americans just stay in bed until further notice.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@ATinal20 and I decided on a whim to crawl out of bed hungover and go have professional pictures taken. I’m not seeing any scenario in where this ends poorly.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@TuckerChastain Exactly what I said. I think restrictions need to be across the board. Not limiting store capacity (especially this week) blew my mind though.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@TuckerChastain Finally someone with some sense! I wish you could have heard my endless rant about this last night.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@Kaylee_A_Denham You can tell him about the time I signed up for my elementary school talent show and chose to sing Hands by Jewel to an audience of 5-10 year olds.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

Woke @ATinal20 up at 6:30 to tell him bye and used that time to try to have a conversation about not liking my outfit.

His response: “You look hott. Shut up. Have a good day.”

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

Me looking in the mirror every fall/winter thinking I’m finally going to be one of the girls who can pull off the frosty pale look.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@ATinal20 Man karma’s really something isn’t it.

[Adam Tinal @ATinal20]

We’ve had these out of the box for 20 whole mins and so far I’ve heard @Kaitlinmd5 say the following:

“I don’t know what you want!”
“I just wish you’d shut the hell up and go to sleep”
“How is it possible that you’re hungry again? Oh it’s because you shit yourself”

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@ATinal20 “I think taking care of you prepared me for this, I offered it a meal and it shook its head so I gave it a snack now it’s happy”. -@ATinal20

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

Somehow just now saw where @BillyStrings combined Ernest T. Grass and Little Maggie in a show, if he ever does that in front of me live take me out right then and there cause that’s the happiest I’ll ever be in this world.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@cpekarsk Mine will forever be my mom and I stand by that.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@ATinal20 “Owning plants makes millennials feel like grown-ups.” Awesome.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

I’d fist fight the blood clot that took Daryle Singletary from us if I could.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

I’m finally willing to admit 33 plants later that realistically it’s probably too many.

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@cpekarsk We are the same person. I forced Adam to stick his finger up my nose then look at it with a flashlight cause I had a bump. It was a zit...

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

@cpekarsk @ATinal20 That will be my next trick. I just kept yelling from bed “am I in trouble?!”

[Kaitlin Dyer @Kaitlinmd5]

Essentially got the “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” talk from Adam for putting a lime in the garbage disposal.