Maybe: A Bird

I do have a spaghetti policy. Be Overly Enthusiastic about Life.

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

Look at this fucking QUEEN

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

@Schmrgl This is awesome, but doesn’t quite grasp the true biblical plague that HFM is. 6 months later and my nails are still growing out the dead spots.

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

Mental Illnesses as Paintings:

Period Cramps

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

@WordUnderstandr My fave exotic zoo.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Naaaa why this so on point tho 😩

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

@jainaharris My 4 month old “reads” through flavor. I ordered these books called Indestructible books. They feel like paper but wash with water, are tear and chew proof. Wry very cool. I keep on in the diaper bag at all times.

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

@kelseyaleena13 I love Susan.

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

@WordUnderstandr Swimming

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

I love talking to my two month old like he is a grown man. I go over grocery lists, plans for the day, tell him about movies and shows, explain internet lore. He loves it too, the guy loves some chat.

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

Anytime I get tempted to post a pic of my baby online I read a new article about people stealing and selling pics of babies/kids to creeps online and it makes me want to set the world on fire.

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

@WordUnderstandr Truly gloriously handsome individuals. All three of you.

[Chicha Roan @jush_for_fun]

iykyk

[Jaymes Mansfield @JaymesMansfield]

#transrightsarehumanrights

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

Literally any hill.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

What hill are you willing to die on?

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

I literally gave birth. That’s so wild to me. Right now I am just chillin with a little guy on my chest that 24 hours ago was physically attached to me internally. That’s insane.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

My incredibly talented step mom crocheted an incredible piece to add to my eclectic jacket collection.

[Maybe: A Bird @KaitlynCollie]

I got ding dong ditched. Jokes on them though because I actually had a package out there that I didn’t know about and I assumed the bell was a delivery person until I saw this video.