Kait

I’m a wealth of knowledge with no actual experience to back it up

[Kait @Kaitperch]

*acting like I don't have time to watch a 3hr bachelorette finale*
Also me at 8pm:
#bachelorettefinale

[Kait @Kaitperch]

What a time to be alive: during the chicken sandwich wars

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@CoraCarmack The cul-de-sac wars

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Jamie Lannister is just a knockoff Prince Charming from Shrek

[Kait @Kaitperch]

I feel like no ones brought up the fact that if we have to go back to the office we’ll have wear shoes all day again.

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@stephcuch89 @starlandNJ Don’t eat the yellowsnowcard

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What’s weird is... Joey and Chandler are both Matts in real life.

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Me: orders sweet tea *forgetting I wasn’t In raleigh*
Waitress: “unsweet with sugar?”
Me: “I’ll have a coffee”

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I’m afraid to say but after 5 short months of marriage I have no other choice but to get a divorce..... my husband doesn’t know “Kristy Krab Pizza”

[Kait @Kaitperch]

Does the ringtone from The Devil Wears Prada give anyone else anxiety or are you normal?

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I’m going to get all my argument points from watching football.
*My next argument* “second question: what’s the flag?”

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Dale could say he killed someone and Clare would be like #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation

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Me smiling at people under my mask thinking they can see it

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PSA: kfc has fries and ohhh my god there’s no going back

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Is an acceptable zoom response to “how are you?”
“Still alive but barely breathing”???
I’m asking for MYSELF

[Kait @Kaitperch]

I know I’m years late to the party... but Game of Thrones is giving me trust issues

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I’m on episode 3 of Games of Thrones & I can’t tell if Lord Stark is hot or not

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*My dad laughing at his phone*
My mom: “what are you laughing at?!”
My dad: “nothing”
Me: “are you watching tik tok?!”
My dad: “yeah!”
I’ve truly seen it all

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@tayveedee @Boss_Beauty013 @kearavaggio WOW that’s what I call a .... legacy

[Kait @Kaitperch]

That sealed the deal then I introduced to our friend Jose and it was game over