Kaizen_Roger

Comedian, DJ, Music Producer, Drone Pilot, Plumber former Pick Up Coach.

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

You can see the same “entertainment”in any nursing home if they miss their medication by 20 min

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Madonna, 67, took over NYC Times Square with a surprise performance to kick off Pride Month

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

So we’re just pretending this is not real? I’ve had this saved AWHILE and it’s weird AF watching people act like it’s not fixed at this point. Knicks?

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@luisjgomez Stop Asian Hate! Robot has an Afro for 2 seconds and IMMEDIATELY knock out games an Asian

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@Anamanaguchi @timbutterly Hipster stuff was “Safe and Sound” being explained to me by bi sexual bartenders too much so I bought GTAV, Red Dead and drank at my apartment with Native American women instead in Newport Kentucky

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@maineadelphia The hedonistic belief that unrequited narcissistic indulgence has a long term benefit and not absolute hell to you and those around you.

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@charcoded If you’ve been lifting enough to pick those up you have enough respect to put them back

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@Jessica99219624 My name isn’t actually Kaizen which I have to specify more than you’d think. I’ve fucked girls I didn’t know their name &they didn’t know mine in 15 min meet to sex before. Comfort isn’t built the same everytime. Sometimes it’s nonlinear 😂

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@kingmoneygang0 Unnecessary stress, there’s fish in the water but you’re trying to get the one already on someone’s hook? You want the smoke? Why? I’d rather have quiet than wonder is someone gonna smash my windows out

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

From years of random steroid dudes asking me to spot them I learned a ton of workouts and was motivated to keep going. Now I get 18/19yr olds that ask me questions it’s my duty to pass on the knowledge. Thats the gym in a nutshell

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

One of the first times I ever went to the gym I was feeling pretty self conscious until this absolutely massive guy asked me to spot him on the bench, and afterwards I never gave a fuck what anyone thought again. Anyway just asked some pipsqueak for a spot and I can tell you it’s not because I thought he’d be any help

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

Regularly see origins unknown brown man struggle to bench the bar with under 100lbs on it. If anything you’re turning prey into predators by making women stronger than them😂

[Catulle Lafortune @catul_lafortune]

It makes me laugh when girls come to the gym and tell me,
“But I don’t want to look like a man.”
Sis, even the “men” can’t look like men.

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@Mphod0lsk1 First time ever meeting me she drove 1hr 20 min. Don’t let these women make excuses cause another one will make it happen. Know your worth

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@bolexy2004 I’m lifting to be able to move at 90 not so some vapid whore can get wet from looking at me

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@Zeezlebop @Xxjake_n_bakexx They’re under pharmaceutical scrutiny, they call it missdose like if you have someone the wrong medicine since it’s considered medical marijuana. They weren’t even allowed to say last names. It’s a racket because the owners are retards and steal crazy $ from people making $18

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@nomodeath Being ripped and listening to music that hits is top tier activity especially if you got a loud system to play on

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

I moan a little for each and they sound the exact same

[S. @sagelovebars]

Going to the gym consistently I'm either...hungry, horny or sore all the time

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@brxfastsolstice The SNES TMNT video game level you surf in the sewers

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@G_CobraTheMan “I was out with my girls dressed up make up trying to look as good as possible in a bar where people drink and hit on women and OMG someone had the nerve to ask my number for windows so I gave it to them so they’d leave and my hair is messed up cause it was windy”

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@G_CobraTheMan Girls nights is an excuse to try to cheat without accountability. Get dressed up and if they happen to get hit on “OMG they didn’t even plan it and it’s probably cause they’re hot and this guy paid attention unlike you” looking for better options straight up.

[Kaizen_Roger @KaizenRoger]

@he4rtgoId Being gay doesn’t make you a piece of shit but it also doesn’t make you NOT a piece of shit. You can be a bad person and not use the cover of some group to hide it