Animal Crontrol🎗️

Animal Welfare + Animal Prison Warden

Lovers of ☮️ PEACE.
#Here to cruise..

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@Iam_lordmayor Yoruba is too goated >>>>

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@Nig_Farmer it’s really educative. 😁

this video has a 5.5 star rating for rewatch value.

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@PoojaMedia In Nigeria or in Africa at large??

Every time Nigeria Nigeria!!
Retard.

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@POTFRNG @sepril23NG Are you sure it's your brother ?

[Ariyike @harlarbah_42]

“As a married man, I once rejected my wife’s food over a quarrel for over a week even though I was still providing the money for it.

There was another time, close to three weeks, where I didn’t speak to her and she didn’t speak to me. Today I’ve outgrown all those habits.

At some point i said i no do again. But today we are 9 years still learning and enjoying it.

A lot of you talk like pros until you get married and your true nature comes out.

Marriage is just two imperfect people looking to build something. Blocking and unblocking your husband is just one way people vènt anger that doesn’t mean she isn’t interested again one day she’ll outgrow it.

On social media people behave as if dem no dey sh!t.

You don’t know what you can do until you get married.

No one gives marital advice more than a man or woman who hasn’t tested marriage.

I can’t do this I can’t do that

If you have never quarreled with your wife or husband to the point of leaving, the marriage then you haven’t truly started”

— A man has reflected on his nine-year marriage, admitting that he and his wife experienced several difficult moments before learning to navigate their relationship more maturely.

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@Ogunlade65 You lie too much, that's why Mic.

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

The magic is born long before it happens; that's where your story truly begins.

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@ThaBoyYom Your brothers will steal it overnight

[Ariyike @harlarbah_42]

If algorithm can show you this tweet,

How was your day like, hope it’s not stressful.

Just checking on you all…

[Ariyike @harlarbah_42]

The hardest part of adulthood is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single day for the rest of your life.

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

Don't conclude on people yet.
Just because they don't look like it doesn't mean they can't be it.
Prophecy has timing!

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@instablog9ja Why una dey call this guy financial expert?

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@silverpenydr I thought you were intelligent 🤔..

I was wrong.

[Ariyike @harlarbah_42]

Good morning

New Day new Blessings.

The lord will do that which no man can do for us, and we will live to testify the Goodness of God in the land of the living.

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

Mortality collapses the moment emotion enters the room.

#war_of_thought
#conversation_that_reshaped_reality

[The Spearhead @Spearhead_Af]

Algorithms Are Colonising African Youths

Nigerian historian Iyo Obietonbara argues that social media algorithms are a tool of colonialism, influencing what African youths consider valuable. Instead of building organisations to struggle for liberation, many of our young people are making videos about trivial matters.

Do you agree? Disagree? Drop us a comment.

For more like this, follow The Spearhead.

[The Yoruba Times @TheYorubaTimes]

BREAKING 🇳🇬🛢️: Ogun State has joined Nigeria’s oil producing states as NNPCL begins drilling at the Eba oil well in Ogun Waterside Local Government Area, a development expected to open new economic opportunities for the state.

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@theofficialdrl @AsakyGRN Putting Nigeria out there???

How daft can you be....

[Ariyike @harlarbah_42]

"I don’t chase husband. I don’t need one. But if you say you must marry me, these are my conditions.

Number one, you must put me on a monthly salary. I don’t even want to hear stories about your business. “Oh baby, my business is not doing well.” Who cares? You know what they call direct deposit? That’s what you will put me on. Every month, I should get my allowance.

Number two, our baby will be born through a surrogate because I’m not ruining my body to carry your baby. Some of you have very big heads. Big head, big eyes. You will employ a surrogate that will carry that baby.

Number three, when that baby is born, eight nannies must be on standby. I don’t want to hear that after giving birth I can no longer sleep because a baby is crying, “nyah, nyah.”

The nannies will work in shifts — morning, afternoon, and night. The only time I will stand up for that baby is to br&@stf££d or maybe hug my baby. Other than that, changing diapers and all those things are for the nannies.

Number four, as my husband, I don’t want to use my two eyes and see you in the house every day. By the time I wake up in the morning, you should already be on your way to work or wherever it is you go.

I don’t care if you’re an a&m£d r&&b£r. By the time my eyes open to a brand-new day, I better not see you in that house.

Drop money for me before you leave. Let me see dollars on the counter if possible. Say, “Baby, this is for your lunch” or whatever. Then go. By the time I see you again, let it be around 7 p.m. when I’m ready to sleep. You are just there to do your work and get out.

The only days we will be int!m@t£ are on special occasions, your birthday, our wedding anniversary and other special celebrations. Other than that, if you touch me, wahala go dey.

Those are my conditions if you want to marry me. It’s simple. It’s not h@rd at all.

And let’s not forget, you must buy me a car. Every two years, you will upgrade it. I cannot be driving a 2020 car in 2026. As my husband, you have to do all these things..."

- Lady sparks reactions online after listing str!ct conditions for any man who wants to marry her.

[Animal Crontrol🎗️ @Kajcon1]

@musa_kiliya So the people that the Nigeria Army can't handle, you want this ordinary police officer (just 2 ) to confront them..??