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He's worse at dunking than he is at predicting elections

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

👋 Hey Bette!

Understand you may still be frustrated Silence of the Lambs came out the same year as For the Boys so you were pretty much always gonna lose Best Actress to Jodie Foster. In poker, we'd call that a bad beat. But that's no reason to tweet out conspiracy theories.

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@PtakTestKitchen can you believe it took an entire team of horses to soothe an autistic child before this was invented?

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this is gonna be the biggest movie of 2012

[Nerdist @nerdist]

J.J. Abrams and Dwayne Johnson are collaborating on a mystery project https://t.co/nXyUWG9x0E

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Papi going full Mr. Steal Yo Girl mode with Mrs. Met 😂💀

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i'm just a generic dude and people are nice to me all the time. if you feel like this, perhaps you should look inward

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘GODZILLA MINUS ONE’ will be re-released in theaters on November 1.

The re-release includes 13 minutes of ‘exclusive bonus content’ for the franchise's 70th anniversary.

[Trey Yingst @TreyYingst]

“They had their hair cut, they were happy like butterflies,” Osama recalls, speaking about his four children. “10 minutes later the strike happened. I found them all in pieces.”

Thousands of Palestinian children have been killed in Gaza by Israeli strikes since the war began.

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this is a damnable sin and anyone who supports it will earn their eternal torment

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Oakland A’s were killed by greed. Do not allow the people responsible for this to spin it any other way. John Fisher did not have to move this team. Major League Baseball and its owners did not need to be complicit in it. This was a choice. A wrong one. History will sneer.

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@TylerGlaiel we need to see the scouring of outset island

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Not Owning Your Games Physically Is Fine, Actually https://t.co/Jm0hJstGN1

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porn sites are truly the modern day coffee house

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ADHD folks know why I scheduled this for 10AM on a Saturday

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

ADHD Man Forgets To Take Highly Addictive Medicine For 4th Straight Day https://t.co/UWgwETWFfs

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

The A's bunted 3 times in a row and I'm totally serious.

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

「これは本当にあった話です…」
「よく聞くのです…」

" I will tell you a scary story that really happened”
"Please listen carefully …”

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

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@anacrusisnt thfil

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I'm sorry I doubted you, Jacoby

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Every NFL Starting Quarterback’s Favorite Video Game (2024 Edition) https://t.co/xohIMUzEfk