Kal the Catfish

21
alcoholic
fish man
political position: wabi sabi
not as interesting as you think I am

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@tygdrr6r2p Hehehe

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@tygdrr6r2p Never have I called six inches of slime a bad time

And man id love to fight a shark, definitely a lifetime bucket list experience

And that sounds fun, but expensive.

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@tygdrr6r2p @ProLeafChaser NO

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@tygdrr6r2p OH THATS RIGHT, SALTWATER
Grouper, Speckled Sea Trout, Snapper, sharks, id even be happy with a gafftop, shit sounds fun

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@tygdrr6r2p EXACTLY
If not his ass would've been the one getting drowned the second he goes after the crippled homie

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

Real talk tho how are you gonna talk your boy on crutches into a fight and not back him up

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.

According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake

The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials

"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.

"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.

Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.

"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said

Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@tygdrr6r2p @ProLeafChaser Brother the D in WD does not stand for Deli Shoes

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@tygdrr6r2p HELL YEAH BROTHURRRRRR

We do gotta go fishing one of these days, either get you up here for the pike and trout or go down to you for some gar and catfish

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@leastracistdog "Cmon bro, why dont you stand up for yourself?"

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@Atem_Aero No, instead youre crying about getting your tweet deleted to someone who hasn't reported a tweet in years
Can you see the entertainment value you hold now?

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@Atem_Aero Not the setup. The punchline of you crashing out like a pissbaby for a day straight has got me ROLLING on the floor tho

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@Atem_Aero Actually, esoteric humor is one of the few turing tests that still works in the age of AI
So if anything, im thinking youre the bot here

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@Atem_Aero Taking credit for someone else's achievement, smh so disappointing

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@Atem_Aero Buddy I just mentioned im too employed to comprehend your terminally online schizophrenic ramblings
You're out here wearing negligence like a badge of honor lmao

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@Atem_Aero @TaylorNashXp469 Please tell me, because maybe there's something im missing, but how is working at a dead end factory job I had when I was 19 where management doesn't care enough to keep you alive an own?

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@Atem_Aero @TaylorNashXp469 Oh so you just got tipped because management was cheap on maintenance and are acting like some tough guy who stared death in the face because of it? Dude they had me mucking molten plastic out from under the injector screw at the same place with a pair of oven mitts for PPE lmfao

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Interrupting is a SIGN OF RESPECT in adhd culture.

[Kal the Catfish @KalKatDaddy7]

@Atem_Aero @TaylorNashXp469 Nah buddy, I used to drive a forklift lmao, I know exactly how hard those things are to miss. Even the sleep deprived potheads I used to work with could manage the simple task of "get out of the way of the beeping stabby monster with lights all over it"
What a fucking self report

[tidalpunchgaytorade🏳️‍🌈Ⓥ @tidalpunchfan]

They should let you see what devices people tweet from again.