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yessir-ski?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[chaz 🍉 @chazlikesfog]

the amount of 18-20 year olds i work with with no comprehension skills is MIND BOGGLING to me, my MANAGER couldn't spell anecdote or even knew what it was 😭

[chaz 🍉 @chazlikesfog]

not me dabbing w my manager on break

[SP @sspencerukk]

God forbid a man have hobbies

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Imagine watching your oldest son get his brain devoured from the inside out by cancer and then The Dark Gooner steps in to fill his place

[chaz 🍉 @chazlikesfog]

idgaf about my carbon emissions, i am NOT smoking hybrid

[chaz 🍉 @chazlikesfog]

and today we are at the chaz residence for breakfast, i got it now lets try it and rate it 1-10

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

My dad watching me walk out of bathroom after using his shaver (I still have a beard)

[dan @danchovy]

me after 3 high lifes

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

put on a coat Nigga a magical journey awaits you

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

if taylor swift posted free palestine the west would fall tomorrow

[#SaveTheReds @RedsInFour]

@Athletics @SphereVegas You should be ashamed of this post

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

@Athletics @SphereVegas

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

an official government account is tweeting like a 15 year old on stan twitter. we are living in heII

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

@rugratzstepper they dont accept food stamps at the dmv

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

been watching this on repeat for days and it still makes me giggle

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

i have the mamba mentality but for chilling and smoking weed instead of basketball

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

she send me selfies n i jump in the air and say yippee