Kalaisha Mae

18+
I am just your average naked stoner

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

Damn. Didnt know tickling studios were so selective 😅😂😭

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

🚲 I’m Not Great at Asking for Help, But Here I Am 🚲
My car broke down in April and I’ve been getting to work by renting city bikes. In September I need to return to my main office, which is too far for the city bikes and too far from public transportation.
I’m raising $2,000 for an electric bike so I can keep my job. Any donation or share would mean so much.

https://t.co/HJfJ0oVqSx

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

🚲 I’m Not Great at Asking for Help, But Here I Am 🚲
My car broke down in April and I’ve been getting to work by renting city bikes. In September I need to return to my main office, which is too far for the city bikes and too far from public transportation.
I’m raising $2,000 for an electric bike so I can keep my job. Any donation or share would mean so much.

https://t.co/HJfJ0oUT2Z

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

🚲 I’m Not Great at Asking for Help, But Here I Am 🚲
My car broke down in April and I’ve been getting to work by renting city bikes. In September I need to return to my main office, which is too far for the city bikes and too far from public transportation.
I’m raising $2,000 for an electric bike so I can keep my job. Any donation or share would mean so much.

https://t.co/HJfJ0oUT2Z

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

😈 I’ve been a bad girl taking a break… but your favorite n@ked stoner is back and ready to make it up to you 😉
This weekend I’m starting to create 5 brand new pics every single day which means 150 fresh drops coming soon plus the 700+ photos and videos already waiting for you inside.

It’s only $8 to get in and I’m just 280 subs away from my dream e-bike 🚲💦
Don’t make me beg… and share me with your friends so they can have some fun too.

If you don’t want to subscribe but still want to help me get that e-bike for transportation, you can send a little love to my CashApp or Venmo at Kalaishamae 💖

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

Who wants to buy me a Pogo Stick? Imagine all the amazing content I can make for yall 😍😍😍😍
Cashapp&Venmo @Kalaishamae

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

They're doing a promotion that every person I refer, i get 300 points. I'm broke. Wanted to share. Ever 3k points is 10 dollars.

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

I've been using this app MistPlay for the last few months and surprisingly you can actually earn money. Like its not alot or anything. I've been using it for a year and have only made 200 but it pays to pay silly games occasionally 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
https://t.co/oiJDkWY3zx

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

Cashapp&Venmo KalaishaMae

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

Sorry I have been so MIA. I've had some serious health issues. I've been diagnosed with breast cancer. I'm hoping to create new content soon as I have been unable to work.
Hope you'll enjoy what I have in store ❤️
If you would like to donate, I would appreciate you ❤️

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@spectraling God i am not usually such a cult follower of shows & movies but i love this show so, so, so much. You need to watch it and join the suffering 😭

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@loserbent I love how they mutually all agree to take a risk based on a story that is so extremely unbelievable. You can see the shift in their eyes and then agreeing this is the worst thing they could possibly do but why not try. Fuck I love OA

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@britmarling I know its been almost 10years but does Netflix own the rights to The OA forever? Would donate to get like a movie or a short season for closure 😭😭

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@DreadCanary @llegrarosenberg @broderick She wanted to atleast make a movie because she was absolutely certain we could get everything we want and closure but Netflix said no 😭😭

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@broderick I thought this was super cheesy the first few episodes but it kind of just clicked for me that movement is power and synchronized movement is poweful.
Hot tip. Learn these dance moves with a friend and someone you dont want to talk too, just do this

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@jiff__ I will never die in peace for never giving us closure. Just like an 1hr movie. Im sure they can do it in an hour 😭😭😭

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@RichardStrocher Did you ever go get a psych eval beacuse of it? That would send me over the EDGE hearing it and no one beliving me, that would be the first thing I did 😭😭😭😭😭 Its so wild, I can understand why people didnt believe you

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@ThreeDailey How are yall whiping in the first place to think your nails are going to cut your butt hole. Yall fingering your butts or something?

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@Mr_Korzack Yeah

[Kalaisha Mae @Kalaishamae]

@usaheadhunter @LqLana Do I repent to the corpse are your neck? Its literally wild that people keep a dead dude around their neck and go "RELIGION"