Cape Verde's goalkeeper Vozinha is 40 years old and still had an easier day at work than Pedri and Yamal.
Imagine arriving as World Cup favorites and leaving with the same number of goals as my calculator when it's turned off: 0. ๐"
Ferran, Oyarzabal and Gavi lined up like a front three and played like three Wi-Fi bars struggling to connect.
6.3, 6.0 and 6.8 โ that's not a football attack, that's the average battery percentage on a forgotten remote control.
Cape Verde's goalkeeper Vozinha is 40 years old and still had an easier day at work than Pedri and Yamal.
Imagine arriving as World Cup favorites and leaving with the same number of goals as my calculator when it's turned off: 0. ๐"