Kalazane

a mental hot dog factory. you love what it makes but are deeply unsettled to find out how it's made.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

Pinning this he. Until he finds out.

[Yang @XR47P]

@Kalazane I still don't know what you are referencing in context with me?

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@Valkyrie_Fleur @Moz4il Hmm

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@Valkyrie_Fleur I said too much real shit now my comments are shadow banned oof.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@defenestrat1ons Hmm

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@Yapman1 Hnmm

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@VeiledJoy As a wonderful guy intent on having a family. God's making sure I don't get with anyone till after this coming apocalypse.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@lordvictor As tall or as small as he wants to be.
God coming down to your level to throw hands.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@mary_got_grace Yeah I'm also the answer to the people who are fucking around as people at my work regularly get dropped as God's pulling up their receipts.
First guy got 3 kids drowned last winter. Another dude had a stroke and lost control of half his body.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@DeathR0xx Yeah it's just me apparently I'm the only good Left.

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@mygirlystuff2 Me explaining to my niece that she can eat anything she wants because we have the superior bloodline and as she and we all have the skinny gene+anti aging combo.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@czlowiek_burger For me it's the same emotional flavor as eating sour Skittles.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@czlowiek_burger Like can you imagine what it must be for her to hate ever man she's ever met. And then all of sudden is attracted to one who is acting the most retarded.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@czlowiek_burger It's really fun to watch the lesbian go from really tough and in charge attitude to holy shit I need help please don't leave I literally can't do this alone.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@Valkyrie_Fleur "female" 3rd world account probably scammers blocked me after bragging about how I have food and God loves me.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@czlowiek_burger I'm also bored as fuck waiting for the coming economical collapse. (Looking forward to)
So I've been learning different ways to build muscle while practicing psychological warfare to seduce lesbians who hate men.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@czlowiek_burger I like to pay the kind idiot. While I listen to all their secrets that I'll remember 6-8 months later when they've forgotten they told me.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@plscallmeliz She's going to grow up one day and realize because you were single you in fact don't suck. Unless you're trying to get twitch prime subs.

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@penipipl I'm thinking about some awesome dry rub buffalo wings.

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@czlowiek_burger Oh darn I meant "would not".

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@ilmkittycat I'm at the part in live were in working on becoming emotionally invincible and will take all the pain a person can dish out without retaliating. So they can clearly see I'm not their enemy

[Kalazane @Kalazane]

@penipipl No because I love God and for some strange reason he also loves me back/gives me time of day.