Kale Gardner

yes, my name is a vegetable and my last name is Gardner

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

What’s language do you speak?
⚪️English ⚪️Spanish 🔘Omaha/Lincoln License Plates

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

A guy’s way of saying:
- How are you?
- What do you want to do?
- I didn’t hear you
- What do you think you’re doing?
- Hello
- Salutations
- Congratulations

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

*weather is above 30 degrees Nebraskans:

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

What happens when you are stuck inside a dorm room for a whole day

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

Someone: Where do you SEE yourself in a day?

My Brain: *PLEASE DON'T SAY IT

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision

[Tim Gardner @htagg88]

My 8-year old daughter: “Dad, what are you doing today?”
Me: “I am staying at home to knock out some paperwork.”
My 8-year old daughter: “You’re going to give papers concussions?”

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

When it’s September 21st

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

Iron Man (With Sound Effects) https://t.co/FcF495WTVf

[Bailey Lambertus 🔅💛🌻☀️ @LambertusBailey]

Hey @BlackEyedPeace, care to induct another member?

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

Hopefully this will help school get cancelled tomorrow

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

How To Get Out Of Bed In College

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

Alexa play “Here Comes Santa Claus (Trap Remix)”

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

*It's Thanksgiving🦃

My Brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me:

[Justin Biegel @Justin_Biegel]

BIG MOOD!!! Timo Sikes (@SikesTimo) speaks for all of Islander nation this morning 🏈

@GishFootball @bcdouglass1 @john_reilly2 @Caleb_Francl10 @WearPurpleBGOLD @Jtwemhoff1 @ben_reilly_9 @KeyinW13 @Ace__25 @kssextro @Mitchyg52

#nebpreps

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

Go to 1:05 on this clip and you’ll see a magic trick

[NCN Sports Now @NCNSports]

🏈 INTERVIEW: Islander Nation is alive and well 🏝🛣🏟🙌@GishFootball @WearPurpleBGOLD https://t.co/gBGmUHmogY #nebpreps

[GISH Hulagans @GISH_Hulagans]

we got a slice of the bread, now we’re going for the whole loaf 🍞#shipbound

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

#NewProfilePic

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

@musicalmandy7 I think it might be because I told you to get it 🤔🤔🤔

[Kale Gardner @KaleG33]

@aidanpauley35 I know it’s only halfway through the semester but don’t go hitting your head!

[Aidan Pauley @aidanpauley35]

@KaleG33, everyone. Enjoy.