Kale

Rat lord

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Psychiatrist said my vibe was off and bumped my adderal up a few milligrams.

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Is it a full bush summer or are we trimming for sweat retention reasons? Let me know

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Thank you lil b for enabling the knicks to win

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Timothée Chalamet credits his success to being knighted by Lil B ⚔️ (a thread)

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

God was telling a cruel joke when he put a white boy with huge nuts in Arizona

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Can I watch foot fetish content on my teslas tablet or do I need to import one of those Chinese cars for that

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

I want a strava for people who want to show off how many darts they smoked on a Saturday night at the bar

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

@mattreevesLA you lazy fat fuck I cannot believe you're going to make me wait until I'm pushing 30 for a The Batman part 2

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Crazy this was topical twice

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Iran this Israel that. Why don't we talk about how I ran up on my opps? because that is real as fuck.

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

They done turned my LA vato homie into a rave boy. Surely a recession indicator?

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

White boys showing up to the bar without that shit on recently. Recession indicator?

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Getting cracked out on my Adderall and playing a game where I fish for 12 hours

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

How it feels to go drinking with my 22 year old classmates

[SHOW ME THE BODY @showmethebody]

WE NEVER SHARED THE INSPIRATION BEHIND LOOSE TALK OFF OF TROUBLE THE WATER. LOOSE TALK IS A MODERN DAY RECREATION OF A SCENE FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES, WHOSE THAT KNOCKING AT MY DOOR BY MARTIN SCORSESE.
STARRING ALL NY LEGENDS AND CORPUS CREW. FRAZ FOREVER. NOBLE FOREVER.

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Trauma dumping about the most soul wrenching loss you have ever heard just to get a 2 hour extension on an assignment

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

I think I may have been intended to be a boulder Colorado art district dyke that was born in a twink Arizona boy body

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Dishwasher at work let me get on aux and she DOES NOT bang with Yung lean

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

@imtrying2begood I hate it because she's right

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Just got a new 3D printer. I can now produce fidget toys, niche models and firearms faster than any founding father could ever conceive.

[Kale @Kale_Nevel]

Getting crazy top by the rosemary bush but I'm allergic to grass so I'm hella itchy