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It hurts

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@Wildcats_Braves @ChoppinBravos In a series this close he was a big help, yeah it’d be nice for him to hit a little more but even when he isn’t hitting he still impacts the series

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@Equality7d2521 @ChiSoxFanMike Sale is also 37, Yamamoto was incredible. Sale is just highly improbable, a 37 year old pitching on 1 days rest in the playoffs

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@JohnReal @realapp Been around a while

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@The_Dixon_Way @ReggieChatman I’m more concerned about our ss rn than I am 5 years from now

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@JohnHancoctzne @Braves 😭😭😭

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@SDStweetz @LucasBolden1 It was players weekend back when they could choose what to have for the name on the back,

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@Johnny_Maze2 @StoolBaseball I forgot teams could just ask you instead of challenging

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@707tothe775 Just wait until you hear about this thing called sarcasm and joking

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@realapp K4leb

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@metsfsndw5 @scottcoleman55 Either way he’s terrible at baseball

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@cstuck24 @LeslieMinesIII Don’t put it past them😭

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@Tyroneshelton @BlooperBraves I was at this game too

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@FortniteStatus @FortniteGame How is it that you literally do this every season launch

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@PRC_Andrew @JeremyBranham He had a guy in his face before the fake handoff was done, would you like him to block as well and play qb?

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@realapp K4leb

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@CKFisher_3 @USCGMCKSfan73 @BatteredVawl516 @THEBigBlueBoss @GregSankey Don’t scare him by making sense

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@ranked27 @Hustlediva1 @TalkinBaseball_ The Mets vs the Mets bc they can’t get out of the regular season

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@NoContextTitans Aj brown?

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you made that count and won the World Series right?