Kaleb

[Eric Hagman @esh714]

Penn St at Michigan in 2 weeks will be on Animal Planet at 2 am.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐧 - Takeshi Sendo #1 Fan @black_raijin]

This Twitter scroll sesh omggg

[💰 OG Chuck 💰 @Always_Focused_]

You niggas are G A Y

[Olivia Sayer @OliviaKSayer]

“And thank you for helping me get drafted before you…because after I fumbled in the Rose Bowl, you told Coach to put me back in. I got the chance to look like the hero, but the truth is, you were the hero.”

- Sony Michel to Nick Chubb

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[Tori WTF @ItsToriWtf]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

I don’t know how the fuck I could know if I’m allergic to skyrizi without taking skyrizi

[nita lobotomee @nitalobotomee]

it must be national bring all 8 of ur children to walmart and stand in the middle of the aisle day

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[Bruce @brucesooners67]

Another unrecognized $3.99 to Apple

[Brandon Warne @Brandon_Warne]

Signing Kirk Cousins to draft Michael Penix Jr. to sign Tua Tagovailoa has to be one of the funniest NFL personnel sequences ever

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Win SEC championships

[mayer @ymmmayer]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Ref spotting where the punt went out of bounds based on nothing other than vibes

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Prime time should always be 6:30 eastern

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten