Thick-Thighed Nightmare

I have a kid. I have a job. And diabetes.

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

Good morning sunshine. The earth says hello

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

LETS SUCK TODAY’S DICK

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

The idea of gentle parenting confuses me because what other kind of proper parenting is there?

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

That one time me and Ciera had to go in separate rooms to masturbate while on vacation because we were getting grumpy

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

This shouldn’t be funny, but it’s absolutely sending me😭

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

Broke people will have every money sending app available, but have no money.

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

When I tell you I melted. I was stuttering. “Y-y-you too!” And I sped off

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

I have this thing about me where gas station and liquor store workers like to flirt with me. Well today a man told me how much he liked my nails, so I’m like omg thank you! Then he says “Try not to have too good of a day without me” and winks AHHHHHHH

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

Refusing meds because I like to feel a little cooky sometimes💞

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

No person on earth has the power to piss me off like this couple

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

@Kendall_Perry What bops is this man rolling out??!

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

Just found out the person who wrote “Jerome” by Lizzo is a white man who looks like he has a blue collar job

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

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[Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson]

willem arondeus hid hundreds of jews while being openly gay in the 1940's

when the nazis executed him by firing squad for it his last request was to not be blindfolded so the world could see homosexuals weren't cowards

he died so ignorant motherfuckers like you could whine

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

Kissing with my eyes open because I want to make sure yours are closed

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

@liltay_666 Screaming because this is exactly how my mom found out she was having me because she worked there as a teen

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

At pretty much every point in that post you can clearly tell it’s a transphobic person who typed this as propagate their own ideas. The meds don’t cost that much, a doctor won’t waste an hour giving a child a non-vital med, and don’t get me started on the “it’s just not fair”

[Gays Against Groomers @againstgrmrs]

Maunchausen Mommy bribes “son” with money to take “his” chemical castration drugs. Evil. Sick. Beyond comprehension that a mother could do this to her child.

This is child abuse, and it needs to start being treated as such.

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

I kind of get the point about restaurant seating because if I’m with someone big then I’m the first to ask for a table rather than a booth. Most booths don’t move and I don’t want them to be uncomfortable and squished.

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

I deal with some of the goofiest goofballs conducting interviews. This person has hashtags on their resume. Be fucking for real plz

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

@kendallelisee She said she’s going to see if a masseuse would come to her work since she’s always there lmao

[Thick-Thighed Nightmare @KalebVarney]

Tell me how my mom got the nail tech to come to her job😭