Kaleb Fox

A (strictly) meat and potatoes connoisseur.

[Kaleb Fox @KalebnotCaleb]

@PBantle Seems to me like you gained 18 hours. #blessed

[Kaleb Fox @KalebnotCaleb]

@PBantle "Uneasy is the woman who wears the mom jeans."

-Bill Shakespeare

-Kaleb Fox

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I rarely RT anything, but this is worthy...

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Don't mind these unearthed outtakes of Alex Trebek and his potty mouth 😂

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At the rate things are going, all classes will be back to online within a month. But on the bright side, at least there won't be any trekking across a campus in -5° windchill come December!

[Kaleb Fox @KalebnotCaleb]

@RizzShow The Traveling Wilbury's

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@makeit_NESSty Wow, how bear-y interesting!

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@JorMilDanLer Where have you been?

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@PBantle

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Still convinced Easter is just the celebration of zombie Jesus.

[Kaleb Fox @KalebnotCaleb]

Tattoo artists are really missing a prime opportunity to release flash sheets consisting solely of all the cringey tattoos from 'Tiger King'.
#PrivatePropertyOfJoeExotic

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I think one of the hardest parts of this whole pandemic-thing is having to stop myself from licking the chip dust off my fingers whenever presented with the opportunity.

[Kaleb Fox @KalebnotCaleb]

Schools may be closed, but college book stores will still relentlessly spam your email with their latest deals.

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Just want to be financially stable enough to buy Girl Scout cookies by the case, and not have to ration by the box.

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@Kait_Theresa @bertkreischer Love your work!

@Kait_Theresa Love you!

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@Kait_Theresa Babe, you're preaching to the choir! Did you forget where you came from? Missouri has trained you for this very moment!

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@Kait_Theresa

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Imagine some tough guy from the East coast exclaiming an "Ope!" out of nowhere, and then being surprised by himself as he's never known those letters to be in that order making that noise and just instinctively knowing what it means...for he just crossed the Mississippi River

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People passing through St. Louis on a cross-country trip have to lose their fucking minds when they see the Arch for the first time, right? Like we're just all desensitized to it, and it's actually a much bigger deal than it really is??

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Somehow everyone has managed to leave me all alone (twice!) today, and it's my birthday...so now I'm listening to "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany dancing like this 👇

[Kaleb Fox @KalebnotCaleb]

@LionsChoice But what about bringing back those Sweet Potato Fries! Eh-eh?