The Sassinator

25 | she/ her | hopeful writer-in-the-making |

[The Sassinator @KaleeBee217]

@NoCarnage @NoCarnage oof

[The Sassinator @KaleeBee217]

@NoCarnage extreme cringe

[The Sassinator @KaleeBee217]

@KaleeBee217 @NoCarnage there's a second episode

[The Sassinator @KaleeBee217]

ya girl helped with this initiative 🤩

[Tesla North America @tesla_na]

Every Tesla is designed for minimal maintenance & you can quickly perform many of them on your own

Swing by your local Service Center to pick up essential parts or order via https://t.co/uGySJ7arYG to have them shipped to your home

[The Sassinator @KaleeBee217]

if @SUBWAY brought back the seafood sensation, that might just cure me #foodforthought #pls

[Taylor Swift Lyrics Bot @TSwiftLyricsBot]

you taught me a secret language i can't speak with anyone else

[maria @DISCOROBAK]

how it feels to try to convince your friends that pedro pascal is the hottest man alive but they just say he’s too old

[The Sassinator @KaleeBee217]

today is day 1 of begging @Starbucks to bring back the almond croissant #please #illbeg #bringbackalmondcroissants #starbucks

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[R. @midnightstrack2]

august by Taylor Swift

[Fran @franispunk]

GIRL DINNER, BREAKFAST, LUNCH, SNACKS, BRUNCH, TEA, DESSERT

[The Sassinator @KaleeBee217]

nothing has been the same since @Starbucks got rid of their almond croissant. my life is probably over 😭#bringitback #please

[marissa @mastermindmaris]

Taylor Lautner’s speech was so special because he regrets not speaking up during the VMAs in 2009. This was his chance as the next time on stage with Taylor to speak up for her and it’s so pure that instead of complimenting her career, he complimented who she is as a person.

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

this is literally one of Taylor's best bridges she's ever written

[ani ❥ @pascaldaviss]

“stop talking about pedro pascal” me:

[matt⸆⸉ @taycapsicle]

OMG ITS CONFIRMED???

[DomTheBomb @DomTheBomb]

Happy Father’s Day 🥹💙

[The Sassinator @KaleeBee217]

Saturday!!!!!!

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

@taylorswift13 Next stop Minneapolis, Minnesota! 💜🔥✨

[The Sassinator @KaleeBee217]

NICOLA IS GLOWING

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

Wish I cared for Colin in the slightest… this should’ve been for season 4 like ohhhhhh

[Naughty Dog @Naughty_Dog]

Happy Father's Day to all of the awesome dads out there! 🏅

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

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