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اگر امریکہ نے دوبارہ ایران پر حملہ کیا تو پاکستان پہلے سے بھی زیادہ شدید دردِ دل دے گا، اور پیٹرول 500 روپے مہنگا کر دے گا۔

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دو ہزار یا اس سے زائد کا پیٹرول ڈلوانے والے صارف کو میاں صاحب کا دستخط شدہ فٹبال دیا جائے گا

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Babar Azam ki test captaincy me wapsi:

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India if FIFA world cups were organized by the ICC:

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Same Same but Different

🇺🇸: 🇵🇰:

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Pakistan's Geopolitical Game Range Lately.

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Messi and Ronaldo are good footballers but they have never scored a single goal against Pakistan.

Pakistan Zindabad

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JD Vance about Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir:

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After petrol prices are decreased by 70rs.

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وزیراعظم نے جو سینے پر پتھر رکھ کر تیل مہنگا کیا تھا عوام وہ پتھر ہٹانا چاہ رہی ہے مگر چاچو چھوڑ نہیں رہے

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🇬🇧,🇺🇸 People Pakistanis
at 28° at 50°

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*Jung bandi ke bad ab tak to Petrol wapis 266rs ka hojana chaye tha*

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Isko nazar wazar nahi lagti kya?

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Pakistan found their own Messi:

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Sher after GB election results:

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When the TV remote doesn't work well.
Remote:

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When you take too long to order
You Waiters

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No one:
That one Bahu in indian drama's (For no reason)

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Qurbani Ke Janwar In Jannat After Escaping The Intense 45°C Heat In Pakistan:

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*Yahan meri jaan chali gayi aur inko gosht main se smell aarahi hai.*