Woke up to the sound of waves in a hidden coastal village in Portugal—cold white wine, fresh grilled sardines, and the kind of sunset that paints the sky in honey. 10/10, would get stuck here forever.
Spent 10 mins convincing my campus group project mate that our assigned "statistical control" task wasn't about controlling lab rats . Turned out half the group was already Googling rat-sized lab coats. No notes got written.