kaleigh varney

i once found a misspelled word on nasa's website

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

god i love billy juul

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

@taylordonawho i love u <3

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

mgk is a shitty musician and a shitty tipper

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

elvis ? that guy from big time rush ?

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

spotify put mambo no 5 on my upside down playlist

[James @CaucasianJames]

i forgive michael phelps for smoking weed

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

i just bought lighters at target and the cashier had to confirm my age so she asks “do u have children?” and i’m like what no and then proceeds to ask “did u graduate college?” and i said that’s kind of a depressing question. in conclusion, she did not laugh

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

i know everyone’s been asking and…a shrimp did fry this rice

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

ezra miller is the killer clown of hawaii

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

@trixiemattel @YouTube tweeted from pittsburgh pa. EXCUSE ME

[JP @jpbrammer]

this is the one that’s been frying rice

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

@dontletitfade congratulations !! so fucking happy for u !!!!

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

jersey girl

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guys…

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A fourth “Austin Powers” movie may be in the works. https://t.co/Pkbsg2cf81

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

feel like pure shit just want her back x @WetherspoonsTA

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

happy beatles rooftop concert anniversary…my bitmoji’s outfit is modeled after george harrison’s rooftop fit

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

yes i know the first half looks bad okay

[kaleigh varney @Kaleigh_Varney]

i made a cake for my ex boyfriend for his birthday last week and my dad just asked if i wanted to have a ceremony before throwing it away…bruh lol