Kalena Hanke

mid thirties identifies as a very mature 17 year old.

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

@tacobell I feel personally attacked. You got completely got rid of my order. I just left the drive-thru with napkins. #whatwereyouthinking #tacobellpotatoes #cancelled #7layerburrito #cancelled

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

@Jenna_Marbles my 6 year old just requested a "Jenna Marbles photo shoot". Notice her Kermit, Marbles and Peach. She walks around the house all day carrying around the dogs and yelling "Julien!" @juliensolomita

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

@Xfinity this is ridiculous. I shouldn’t have to be on hold this long. #xfinitysucks #bulliesoftheinternet

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

@MasonBric moved here just in time...

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

How is @TheFamilyCrest song "Only a Minute" not a single?!?!? Just watched @DWAnimation Mr.Peabody and Sherman and now I can't stop rewinding to listen again.

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

@Jenna_Marbles I let my almost 6 year old watch all the puppy videos and for the last 3 days she has obsessively played with an imaginary Marbles, Cermet, and Paesh. Please make a dog video soon! She wants to watch your beauty stuff & I can only hit the mute so much!

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

Watching Hocus Pocus on @FreeformTV tonight. I get a smile every time I see Dani because it was by far the best costume I ever made Gentry! #itsallabunchofhocuspocus

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

i've laughed all day thinking about this https://t.co/TIOBFtkn9y

[rob fee @robfee]

There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."

[Thomas Walkup @twalkup23]

Signed my first NBA contract today. So many people that helped me get to this point. Chicago… https://t.co/fkLAOcBceV

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

I want to see if @tacobueno & @TacoCabana will race to be the first to open a store in Shreveport! On your mark, get set, GO! #collegetown

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

It's #TacoTuesday. I'm pretending to participate by eating PB sandwich foldovers. #SAHM #toolazytocook #itsasadday

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

Overheard while my girl was playing in her room: If you like playing, click the like button & don't forget to subscribe #addicted @YouTube

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

Text to husband: still thinking about last night. Him: I liked the new burger joint too. #hegetsme #truelove #burgerlove @GrubBurgerBar

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

My kid just sang a mash up of Purple Rain and Itsy Bitsy Spider. Ehem. *dusts off hands* My work here is done. #RIPPrince #PurpleRain

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

I'm calling it! Kanjiklub is the name of my new dub step night club. That's a thing right? #StarWars #forceawakens #livetweet #ImOld

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

The kids got ahold of the Millennium Falcon so I expect Harrison Ford to show up any minute. #StarWars #forceawakens #livetweet

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

...because of all the women's lib stuff 😂😂😂#StarWars #forceawakens #livetweet

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

When I call into question more similarities in the movies my husband says I should be eating all this up..#StarWars #forceawakens #livetweet

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

That gray muffin...I want to know more about that. #flavor #gray #forceawakens #livetweet #starwars

[Kalena Hanke @Kalenahanke]

Is this a remake? #forceawakens #livetweet #starwars