Kalesh Control Officer

Kalesh observed. Kalesh documented. Kalesh controlled. 🦅

[Kalesh Control Officer @KaleshControl]

I bring you an idea.
One building. One grocery order. Straight from the farm.
Would your building do it? 👇
#Vancouver #FraserValley

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https://t.co/hGY6CCVZdF

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Me after becoming muslim.

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Now Ghodu Rods gonna lose their shit over this.

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@IndianSinghh Modi ji tum lath barsao, hum tumhare sath hai

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@RituChoudhryINC Hahaha, don’t worry we know how to send her back

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@mayursejpal @narendramodi Real patriots

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@ajxyred 😂 bc supne lain ch ki janda

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@KarnniKV Guru saab was Bhappa too

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I guess he was right. Right @KhooniPanja007 ?

[Melissa @MyUnveiledTruth]

Truth.

[Kalesh Control Officer @KaleshControl]

What Vasco da Gama saw upon his first arrival in India.

[Uncle Sam Hates Us @TrumpsLostBalls]

NOW: Montana Governor Greg Gianforte watches spastic crab dancers while in India.

[Kalesh Control Officer @KaleshControl]

Deer tried jaywalking once. Never again.
@surreyps

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@BadgerSengh You need Guru’s blessing before making a banger track “Jatt Di Pasand”.

[Kalesh Control Officer @KaleshControl]

We burn Delhi and some other people's ass with stubble.

[Ugravīrya Nāyuḍū @ugravirya]

Farmers in Telugu states sell this for 1500rs/ton to Biogas companies instead of burning btw

[Kalesh Control Officer @KaleshControl]

@abhishe28560331 Hai bc

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Yeah, because we Punjabis are different.

[Prayag @theprayagtiwari]

Everywhere you go, you will find 'New Punjabi Dhaba'

[Kalesh Control Officer @KaleshControl]

#NewProfilePic

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@haykal_m18 @shanzwastaken mootpeena

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@KarnniKV I love my bhapa gurus

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@Pratima52143187 @Raammji fer tu kyu trigger huna?

[Kalesh Control Officer @KaleshControl]

I told you, Indians can’t match Punjabis

[Smita Deshmukh🇮🇳 @smitadeshmukh]

The punjabification of entire menu in every resort in Maharashtra is so disappointing. Had to go inside the kitchen and request chef to make me local cuisine in Igatpuri. 😔

[Kalesh Control Officer @KaleshControl]

@The_SikhVoice then why India is trying to kill Pannu?