Kale

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

This is the head of Portugal's first serial killer, Diogo Alves, who murdered 70 people in the 19th century. His head was cut off, then preserved in a jar in 1841. 182 years later, his head remains in that same jar on display at The University of Lisbon.

[Kale @KalestoneLight]

@PicturesFoIder

[Kale @KalestoneLight]

@wmbfnews Imagine your local news reducing you to an emoji and two (2) words at 6:30pm

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro cut off the power to this music festival because they didn’t let him in LMAOO

[Monokoma @Monokoma88]

@ShitpostGate

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

This guy thought he’d trick us all by posting himself twice…

[Kale @KalestoneLight]

@Cobratate What kinda earthquake did you feel in jail now?

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Rest in peace to the GREATEST off them all: Jeff Beck!!!!

[Champagne Video Store @Champagne_Video]

@snlhostsintro Here are Bowie and Seinfeld the week before on SNL's 25th anniversary special

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

GAMETIME!!! @BuffaloBills 💙

[Kale @KalestoneLight]

All I'm hearing is a moderator from my town's sanitation Facebook page

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio

[Kale @KalestoneLight]

@VictoriaFromNYC Lmao

[Kale @KalestoneLight]

That's when you just forget you were invited

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Oh my god.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

[Kale @KalestoneLight]

I had a phase during the first pandemic lockdown where I'd race to the fridge to get the mostly-empty honey mustard bottle and make fart noises to blow the remaining contents onto plain Greek yogurt