Kaley Azuri

Tech loving, gaming, horror & cosplay enthusiast.💀

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

Started a new play through in Baldur’s Gate 3 and Karlach glitched in a pre-patch Gale sort of way. Best gal pal said “you’re not skipping me this time” and I may have, ever-so-slightly, panicked.

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

@JeremyBiltz @tomwaits @TimDownie1 Probably that we’d be irl bffs

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

I have gone 38 years having never met another soul who listens to @tomwaits but that’s okay because today I find @TimDownie1 used several of his songs in a playlist dedicated to my wizard husband. I’m just

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

@JeremyBiltz @tomwaits @TimDownie1 Oh I knoooow. I remember the first time I watched the Hell Broke Luce music video and it absolutely shattered my mind.

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

Reviving my dead Twitter to ask if I can buy this anywhere as a car decal. Need all the ladies in the school drop-off to stare at Daddy Bones’s ass every morning.

[GarnetDawn ♦️🍉 @TheGarnetDawn]

the thirst trap the people truly want

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

@MaureenforLife @TimWearing @EstebanWasEaten @WestJet @UberEats Yeap. They took the Rider Express. I was able to track them the whole way. The driver did a great job keeping all of them safe & warm. He even let them vote to skip stops he wasn’t picking up at.

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

@TimWearing @EstebanWasEaten @WestJet My 7yo & gramma left BHM Monday at 11am for YQQ. They landed in Calgary airport & were immediately abandoned. No hotel, no food. Luckily they found a room & I could @UberEats them food. It’s Wednesday now & they’re on a bus to Van. It’s a mess & I feel for those not as lucky.

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

@JamanthaLopez @paramountplus what’s up with this?

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

@JamanthaLopez This is happening to me right now too. Finished S2E1 last night and go to watch now and it tries to play The Stand. Then all the season 2 episodes disappear.

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

@itsDanBull a round trip drive from Birmingham, AL to Atlanta with my 7 year old daughter is roughly 6 hours. Doing it twice is 720 minutes. I have heard Enderman Rap 221 times in the last 48 hours. I resurrected a dead account just to tell you this.

[ACLU of Alabama @ACLUAlabama]

@scottmfingwood @ACLU @JohnHMerrill @aldotcom @ALReporter FYI: The address on your photo ID does not have to match the address you're registered at. You can still vote a regular ballot. Call or text 866-OUR-VOTE if a poll worker tells you otherwise.

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

Wtf is this?? Your ID address does NOT have to match your registration address! If you encounter this please call/text 886-OUR-VOTE

[Scott G. Wood @scottmfingwood]

This is happening again right now to me. Voters are being handed provisional rather than regular ballots. We are being asked to wait much longer to vote. I'm at Volunteers of America polling location in Mobile. @ACLU @JohnHMerrill
@aldotcom @ALReporter
https://t.co/U8Cu17k1e7

[Hay Festival @hayfestival]

"Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful" - Mary Shelley, born #OnThisDay in 1797.

[GEK✨ @GekGemu]

Right now i know more about the UFOs at the Pentagon than why Dr. Disrespect was banned on Twitch. Shit is wild.

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

@GrayStillPlays Will I need to turn off my google home before listening? Because it scares the shit out of me every time you set it off 😂

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

Same video, but with a soothing cottagecore sound

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

That’s my Gibson 🖤🖤🖤 He was recently adopted from a shelter and just loves our huge floor to ceiling windows.

[Rosalie Jardin 💗 Glencoe City #2 in Progress @rosaliejwrites]

Cat enthralled by thunderstorm https://t.co/ERK0XUSU6l

[Kaley Azuri @KaleyAzuri]

I have GOT to stop watching @GrayStillPlays on the tv in the living room where my Google Home is in earshot. Scares the shit out of me every time. No one needs to know what a thrombosis detachment is at that volume level.

[Maura Chanz @maurachanz]

As you all are switching to black brands, here are a few of my daily essentials: