Kales

it’s for the plot.

[Kales @Kaleyelizabeth6]

Doing hot girl shit [rewatching New Girl]

[Kales @Kaleyelizabeth6]

It’s been 10 years and my college friend still calls to wake me up when September ends 😂
Mind you, he lives in South Korea

[Kales @Kaleyelizabeth6]

@angelekazel For everyone’s safety, that’s probably best 😅

[Kales @Kaleyelizabeth6]

Thought I was about to have a good day, got off of work early and everything but NOPE
dropped the fabric softener which splattered all over the washer, wall, floor and myself.. then knocked over some cleaning supplies which sent the cat food and water bowls flying… like wtf

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

the weed smell mixing with the notes of a fall candle and some cookies

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I lived through the Biden years when MAGA bitched and cried every fucking day about gas prices.

When Joe Biden left office, gas was $3.10.
Gas prices are now $4.47/gallon.

Groceries, utilities are higher too.
Diesel is TWICE it was under Biden.
trump's tariffs and war did that.

So MAGA, you can take your "Biden left us a mess," and shove it up your own asses.

It has been 621 days.
He was elected on LOWERING prices.

All he's done in 612 days is:
- stuff his own pockets
- start a new fucking war
- make billionaires RICHER
- attack our mail-in ballots
- cut healthcare for the poor
- fall asleep in every meeting
- messed up the reflecting pool
- make everything more expensive
- start a trade war with our neighbor
- ban the press from the White House
- try to put his name on Kennedy Center
- got his son contracts with the Pentagon
- weaponize the DOJ against his enemies
- protect the pedophiles in the Epstein Files
- bitch and whine about Biden and the media
- tried to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario (nobody with sense is calling it that)

But he hasn't done a damn thing about yours and my gas, groceries, housing, healthcare, and utilities.

Stinky needs to go.

[Kales @Kaleyelizabeth6]

Straight up forgot I had a chiropractor appt after work and started driving home 🤦‍♀️🫩

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

cinematic parallels

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Me zoning out so I don’t run my fucking mouth.

[dick van yikes🤠 @richardvanyikes]

I’m DTF.
Down
To
Finish your pickle if you don’t want it

[Tara @taraisredacted]

If I was Ed Sheeran I’d go into hiding at this point

This video’s already got almost 600k likes in 7 hours on TikTok 😂

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Dr. MYRIAM FRANCOIS @MyriamFrancoisC

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

“mitch mcconnell is alive”

mitch mcconnell:

[AJAX @AJAX_HQ]

The only vegetable the government hasn't recalled this year

[Courtney ❯❯❯❯ fan acct @DirtySweetStyle]

So just to summarize, venues will gladly host the racist slur-loving Morgan Wallen, repeated abuser Chris Brown, and proud Nazi supporter Kanye on tour, but draw the line at free speech they dislike? Cool. Cool. Cool.

[Kales @Kaleyelizabeth6]

@angelekazel I need you to do one for me soon! I’ve been seeing angel numbers everywherreeeee

[satyronmars.bsky.social @SatyrOnMars]

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

[Kales @Kaleyelizabeth6]

I don’t need new scrubs but I NEED figs’ limited berry spice color omg

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Mitch McConnell's work chair from home.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

This is what Christianity actually looks like in practice