Kali Alice

hmmm

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

There is nothing silly about a goose.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

yeah we’re a couple. a couple of silly gooses

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i don’t like cars with no tint get me tf out this
water bottle

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i guess not 😔

[🌸 Chelsea Cirruzzo @ChelseaCirruzzo]

what's joe biden's plan to make taylor swift add a dc location to her tour

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The sexual tension between me and faking my death and moving to a small town in Italy where I eat pasta and raise chickens

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

happy halloween

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

“Wallet, phone, keys” is “live, laugh, love” for realists.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Daily affirmation: I am smart, capable and have perfect tits

[trash jones @jzux]

{pointing a rifle at the night sky} goodnight moon

[✧*:･ @cthuwucult]

mood

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Either an Angel made your Taco Bell order or a demon made it. There no in between

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Any room can be a panic room if you'd just give me a fucking second

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

first date idea: you take me to the park and watch how high i can swing

[droid factory struggle tweets @ClaytonicShift]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE THOSE CRICUT MACHINES AWAY FROM YALL!!! HER SHIRT SAID “disney in the streets, universal in the sheets” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i never delete messages just incase someone wanna lie about may 2nd, 1950

[jodie @jodieegrace]

the twilight saga

[mamrie hart @mametown]

It’s high time we get a tumbleweed emoji so you can send when a friend is taking too long to respond.

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

Sorry I’m 3 hours late someone was watching me parallel park