Kali McLain

sc: kali-anne | USAF Veteran 🇺🇸

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

Dogs don’t speak because they don’t want to pay taxes -cdrizzy

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

I’m praying for you. We do not speak anymore but I pray for you. I pray you find comfort and reassurance. I hope that you find what you are looking for in life.

[Fact @Fact]

Fake friends make you realize how lucky you are to have true friends.

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

“They will call you a b*tch for out working your male counterparts. Strive to be a b*tch!” -unknown

[ⓐⓢⓗⓛⓔⓨ @ashleytsmithh]

if you ain’t tryin to be like this, don’t hmu

[LILAFRIMANE @LORAFRIMANEE]

spongebob was doing acid the whole episode

[Brandon Vinke @bvinke2]

Don’t let social media fool you. There are ppl with 5 likes that have lots of friends, ppl with 100 likes who are lonely. Couples who look happy but are miserable. Ppl who are in debt but are “living lavish”. Social media isn’t real life. Appearances are just that... appearances.

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

Just because they’re in your circle, doesn’t mean they’re in your corner.

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

@Tanntango Guns n buns

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

Red Bull + nicotine you can conquer anything.

[ⓐⓢⓗⓛⓔⓨ @ashleytsmithh]

I’m sorry but if you’re giving away A GROWN ANIMAL YOU HAVE HAD SINCE IT WAS SMALL. Why the fuck do you need a Rehoming fee? It’s already sad enough you’re giving away an animal that has known only you but why the hell do you deserve to get paid?

[dj bean @killbyundrscore]

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING COLD I CANNOT TAKE IT ANY LONGER I NEED THE SUN AND WARMTH

[All about Steve @1StevieKilner]

I don't suppose you've seen those two boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen sideboard by any chance?

[chloe @clwest22]

just because i don’t post my bf on social media 24/7 doesn’t mean his annoying ass ain’t still snoring in my ear every night

bc he is

[Riz #HTTC @Cdrizzyy21]

I’m a murderer y’all. Yep. That’s me. I joined for the 10% discount at canes. Not to make a change in my life as well as hopefully the world. Fuck all the people I’ve met and education I’ve received, right? All the experiences? Who cares... geez you are uneducated, god bless you!

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

@BrookeeCC If you haven’t yet try getting shorter bars. I use to hit mine and get them caught on everything before. But girl now that I have shorter bars I forget I have them until I get in the shower.

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

Not as pissed about post surgery pain as I am that my nipple piercings won’t go back in. The struggle is beyond real.!

[Kali McLain @KaliMclain]

Kinda want to down 10 vodka Red Bulls and say fuck it