Kaliann

Unrepentant geek.

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

"Maturity" is when your hepatotoxin of choice is an NSAID rather than an alcohol.

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

Why is the animal naming committee so judgy? If you're not a magnificent bird of paradise, you're a warty oreo.

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

I'm considering starting a chapter of Overthinkers Anonymous, but I need to dither obsessively for a few more years.

[Alice Dreger, Ph.D. @AliceDreger]

Watching the GOP try to repeal Obamacare is like watching a drunk guy trying to get an erection big enough to put a condom on.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

📈'Feminism' is defined as "the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities." https://t.co/Zjf7CAPUjL

[onelouderash. same as it is everywhere. @oneLOUDERash]

NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did.

TRUMP: Hold my beer.

NIXON: Wait this isn’t beer

[Scafe says wear a gd mask @erinscafe]

A MAN WITH A GUN TRIED TO ROB A SEX TOY SHOP AND THE EMPLOYEES THREW DILDOS AT HIM AND THERE'S VIDEO MERRY CHRISTMAS https://t.co/qr5Lu0dlDQ

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

@PatrickRothfuss I think you have secret fans in the book-loving world of my favorite Dictionary-based Twitter account. https://t.co/L44iTWa6dJ

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

A look at the history and spelling of 'world-building', for @djolder who asked us for something entirely different. https://t.co/W3or6ZcWAN

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

First time presenting to the public on science. No one booed! #zombies #publichealth

[Feministing @feministing]

White progressives: Stop deferring responsibility. Start doing the work that's not safe for us to do https://t.co/Rrhnl90cKH by @fudgeposner

[Eliza Sankar-Gorton @lizacsg]

sometimes the election gets me down. but then, cheese.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

As far as I can tell, literally the only site that has reported on this is Boing Boing. wtg media. (also actual wtg to @doctorow) https://t.co/TPVB6WUlA0

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

@311dcgov Possible downed power line at 14th and Allison NW

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

@thepocketmandy also you got a hot date that can snark-snipe or hold your flower as the situation requires.

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

@NPRGoatsandSoda And it's unclear whether the relevant chigger is new to Chile or the bacterium is new and spreading in native vectors.

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

@NPRGoatsandSoda 💜 you folks tons, but Orientia is the bacterium, not the chigger.

[Kaliann @Kaliann]

@PatrickRothfuss The phrasal transitive verb I recommend here is "to run train on."

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We recognize 3 spellings of 'argh': argh, aargh, and aaargh. #amediting https://t.co/oCQxRaNoC1