Mr. Brightside

well technically alcohol IS a solution

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Actually… that guys got rolls for days, probably eaten a lot of food. I’d trust a fat man to recommend my food over a skinny man any day

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Michelin stars are awarded by the tire company Michelin??? Wild. What the fuck do they know?

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APPARENTLY IF YOU GOOGLE IMAGE SEQRCH BELLEVUE BANGOR THERES A CONCERNING AMOUNT OF OLD PICS OF ME???

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Russell Brand would be a near seamless replacement for Johnny Depp IF pirates of the Caribbean were to be remade and no one can change my fucking mind

[Tristan @TristanGHill]

nothing is beating this one

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I used tools to fix my washing machine today, I’ve never felt so useful in my life

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He’s literally just a bug.

#DrownInTheDrip #Destiny2 #destiny2fashion #CompetitionTime

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Ah the dulcet tones of seagulls fucking as I go for my pre-sleep smoke

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@sizeablenerd @anon_opin They need to get a grip

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@gavvrs_ @sup_im_sammy @JordanBurke99 That might be the single most powerful sentence I’ve seen in my life

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@JordanBurke99 @gavvrs_ When was it ever brotherly bullying?

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@gavvrs_ @JordanBurke99 I also saw that

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Tequila and irn bru 💕

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Hungover af but at least new demon slayer and Vinland saga episodes just dropped

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@samtken I’ve only ever run into a glass pane door actually

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Nah even a random customer just said I look like Pedro pascal today, my ego does not need stroking this much man

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Not my housemate getting in trouble with the girl he’s chatting to because he put up a story of the screen at the cinema just saying “date night” without tagging me when we went to see the dnd movie. She went proper off with him and everything 😂

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Don’t get me wrong, I fucking hate the French (no reason given or required) BUT you have to hand it to them they know how to incite chaos on a grand scale at any given moment and that’s the vibe I strive for