Kalie-Rae

I cry when I talk about Vincent Van Gogh

[Kalie-Rae @KalieRaeL]

Concept: a cult, but it's centered around blue Gatorade

[Almeda. stans black women 🤎 @unapologhetto]

I- 💀💀💀💀

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

the dinosaurs have unionized

[JD Ⓥ @jxpex_]

University of Texas did an advertisment 9 years ago about dropping cigarette butts on the floor and I don’t think it got enough attention because I still constantly see people complaining about getting fined for it... this is what potentially happens when you do, please stop.

[Kalie-Rae @KalieRaeL]

I'm raising money for Help buy a Wii U bundle for my dorm. Click to Donate: https://t.co/b3pCMyqKjy via @gofundme

[Kalie-Rae @KalieRaeL]

I'm raising money for Help buy a Wii U bundle for my dorm. Click to Donate: https://t.co/WgKBvxKImn via @gofundme

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Have fun out there among the stars.

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

goodbye stephen hawking now that the stars can finally meet you i think that they will be so proud that their atoms created someone quite as special and as brilliant as you xox

[beagle scout @hotchilitofu]

no matter how mature you are a 20+ year old man has no business being involved with you if you’re underage!!!!!!!

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

happy valentines day xox

[DKing 👑 @ohthatsdking]

“Wyd on Valentine’s Day?”

Going to CLASS because it’s Wednesday

[Kalie-Rae @KalieRaeL]

Girl’s Night out in Obama’s America: luxury spa, dinner and a movie.

GNO in Trump’s America: only dressing up to go to chili’s

[Kalie-Rae @KalieRaeL]

Olive Garden in Obama’s America: Unlimited breadsticks

Olive Garden in Trump’s America: only 5 breadsticks per table

[Kalie-Rae @KalieRaeL]

Tinder in Obama’s America: Healthy conversation
Tinder in Trump’s America: Unsolicited nudes

[Kalie-Rae @KalieRaeL]

Obama :: fun laundry party
Trumps :: eating tide pods as a trend

[Kalie-Rae @KalieRaeL]

Do you think the Obama’s did their own laundry in the white house?

I like to think of a world where the Obama’s are folding clean clothes and laughing on a Sunday because it’s like Obama is America’s Dad when he was president. He’s folding it for the people.