Kalika

[Kalika @KalikaJoy]

@SkylarSkye3 Bingo! 🎯

Why do you think Elon Musk came here?

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@elsathora Haha, it is like crack! And we actually just call it “ranch” not “ranch sauce.” It’s so iconic it only needs one name 🤪

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@shaunvlog_ I second the Dr. Pepper and root beer floats! Also, if you loved cream soda (smart man—it is the BEST), try orange cream soda also. A little hard to find but it will change your world!

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@CinemaShogun Tell me you don’t do your own grocery shopping without telling me you don’t do your own grocery shopping.

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@SkylarSkye3 If you want to hate America listen to the news; if you want to love America drive across it.

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@EthanLevins2 Because she’s running TPUSA the same way that Charlie did. The WWE entrances were his idea.

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@DanAndShay @FIFAWorldCup You guys absolutely killed it!!! I keep listening to it! Thank you for your AMAZING rendition!

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@ryanhammer09 Yes, but have you read his first experience of biscuits and gravy?

https://t.co/VPhETbx8HU

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Kalika @KalikaJoy]

@EdMarkey No.

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@RepSaraJacobs No.

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@BernieSanders No.

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@SenWarren I hope he becomes a quadrillionaire.

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@GavinNewsom “Everyone else gets shafted”?!?! Do you understand how capitalism works at all???

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@simonateba @elonmusk No.

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@nosoup4knowles Totally agree. “Weird detachment from Christianity” is great description of how she talks about faith.

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@nosoup4knowles Totally agree. The way she talks about faith is so strange.

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@ChrissieMayr No.

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@iamcardib No, it’s justice.

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@ModestyQueen19 If the “mistake” is stabbing someone in the heart and killing them… then no, black boys don’t get to make that mistake without any consequences. Just like white boys don’t.

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@ZachCostello_ A month ago: “Prove Charlie wanted Erika to be CEO!” So TPUSA released the audio.

Two weeks ago: “Release the video!” So TPUSA showed video proof.

Now it’s: “Release the full video!”

Next it will be: “Prove it’s not AI!”

Then: “It’s AI!!!”

Don’t you see how this works?